Anticipation
Thrills, tingling; a world below
Where no one has gone
Thrills, tingling; a world below
Where no one has gone
Star Trek Haiku
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Rascals:
Picard's now a kid
He's forced to give up command
Then Ferengi come.
The Quality of Life:
Meet the exocomps
Data thinks that they're alive
Maybe he is right.
Chain of Command part 1
Enter Jellico
Grouchy micromanager
Drives the whole crew nuts
Chain of Command part 2
Cardies have Picard
Torture, cruelty, starvation
Still, THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!
Ship in a Bottle
Moriarty's back
Walked right off the holodeck
But did he really?
Aquiel
Geordi finds new squeeze
She's in trouble, someone's dead
Blame it on the dog
Face of the Enemy:
Troi turns Romulan
Plays a nasty Tal Shiar
Good at being bad
Tapestry
Oh no, Jean Luc's dead
Finds out that his worst mistake
Worked out pretty well
Birthright part 1
Data meets Bashir
Then he dreams a little dream
His cat's on the bridge.
Birthright part 2
Worf's a prisoner
Then becomes Klingon guru
As dumb as it sounds
Starship Mine
It's baryon sweep time
Picard plays Die Hard on the ship
It should have been Worf
Picard's now a kid
He's forced to give up command
Then Ferengi come.
The Quality of Life:
Meet the exocomps
Data thinks that they're alive
Maybe he is right.
Chain of Command part 1
Enter Jellico
Grouchy micromanager
Drives the whole crew nuts
Chain of Command part 2
Cardies have Picard
Torture, cruelty, starvation
Still, THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!
Ship in a Bottle
Moriarty's back
Walked right off the holodeck
But did he really?
Aquiel
Geordi finds new squeeze
She's in trouble, someone's dead
Blame it on the dog
Face of the Enemy:
Troi turns Romulan
Plays a nasty Tal Shiar
Good at being bad
Tapestry
Oh no, Jean Luc's dead
Finds out that his worst mistake
Worked out pretty well
Birthright part 1
Data meets Bashir
Then he dreams a little dream
His cat's on the bridge.
Birthright part 2
Worf's a prisoner
Then becomes Klingon guru
As dumb as it sounds
Starship Mine
It's baryon sweep time
Picard plays Die Hard on the ship
It should have been Worf
Lessons:
Picard and Daren
Making beautiful music
Duty interferes
Frame of Mind
Riker's in a play
Now he's in a loony bin
Wondering what is real
Suspicions:
Beverly Crusher
Carves up a dead Ferengi
And fries his killer
Rightful Heir:
Kahless has returned
Never mind, he's just a clone
But still emperor
Second Chances:
Transporter error
Made another Will Riker
And he's hot for Troi
Timescape:
Picard gets giddy
Makes a smiley face in a
Plasma explosion
Descent:
The Borg are now back
And now they kill everything
Thanks to fiendish Lore
That's 6 seasons...
Picard and Daren
Making beautiful music
Duty interferes
Frame of Mind
Riker's in a play
Now he's in a loony bin
Wondering what is real
Suspicions:
Beverly Crusher
Carves up a dead Ferengi
And fries his killer
Rightful Heir:
Kahless has returned
Never mind, he's just a clone
But still emperor
Second Chances:
Transporter error
Made another Will Riker
And he's hot for Troi
Timescape:
Picard gets giddy
Makes a smiley face in a
Plasma explosion
Descent:
The Borg are now back
And now they kill everything
Thanks to fiendish Lore
That's 6 seasons...
On we go, warp ni... I mean warp five.
Descent part 2
Data, seduced by Lore
Comes to senses, as does Hugh
Borg rumble ensues
Liaisons
Troi munches chocolate
Picard has bizarre romance
Worf just gets pissed off
Interface:
Geordi's mom is gone
Maybe there's a path to her
Nope, just aliens
Gambit:
Picard fakes his death
Riker's grabbed and then goes rogue
Data rocks as captain
Phantasms:
Bev is drinking Will
Deanna's a giant cake
Data runs amuck
Descent part 2
Data, seduced by Lore
Comes to senses, as does Hugh
Borg rumble ensues
Liaisons
Troi munches chocolate
Picard has bizarre romance
Worf just gets pissed off
Interface:
Geordi's mom is gone
Maybe there's a path to her
Nope, just aliens
Gambit:
Picard fakes his death
Riker's grabbed and then goes rogue
Data rocks as captain
Phantasms:
Bev is drinking Will
Deanna's a giant cake
Data runs amuck
Does space make men mad
Or do they seek sanity
As we seek new worlds?
Worlds of worlds apart
Yet remarkably the same
Can we not make peace?
Nebulae conceal
Horrors in fathomless depths
Cloaked with beauty
Or do they seek sanity
As we seek new worlds?
Worlds of worlds apart
Yet remarkably the same
Can we not make peace?
Nebulae conceal
Horrors in fathomless depths
Cloaked with beauty
Back when the Delta Flyers announced they were doing DS9 next I started doing season one haikus, but I never finished the whole season. Here's a bunch of them though. 
Emissary
Boarding DS9
Wormhole aliens revealed
It's not linear
A Man Alone
Holosuite murder
Ibudan killed his own clone
The Changeling was framed
Past Prologue
Kohn Ma still active
Wormhole collapse averted
Tahna Los captured
Babel
Aphasia virus
Language jumbled quite badly
Flame the dark true salt
Captive Pursuit
Tosk visits station
He has no vice to exploit
The hunt continues
Q-Less
Q is back again
Though hasn't been here before
Quark's sale goes poorly
Dax
Dax swiftly kidnapped
Gets accused of an old crime
New host, a new life
The Passenger
A hidden killer
Bashir with the slow weird speech
Vantika destroyed
Move Along Home
A new game to play
Allamaraine count to four
They weren't in peril
The Nagus
Grand Nagus visits
His death equals appointment
Except it's not true
The Forsaken
A program named Pup
Bashir saves ambassadors
Lwaxana can swim
Duet
A war criminal
Or so he'd have us believe
His death solves nothing
In the Hands of the Prophets
School bombing is first
The death of Bareil planned next
But the scheme is foiled
Emissary
Boarding DS9
Wormhole aliens revealed
It's not linear
A Man Alone
Holosuite murder
Ibudan killed his own clone
The Changeling was framed
Past Prologue
Kohn Ma still active
Wormhole collapse averted
Tahna Los captured
Babel
Aphasia virus
Language jumbled quite badly
Flame the dark true salt
Captive Pursuit
Tosk visits station
He has no vice to exploit
The hunt continues
Q-Less
Q is back again
Though hasn't been here before
Quark's sale goes poorly
Dax
Dax swiftly kidnapped
Gets accused of an old crime
New host, a new life
The Passenger
A hidden killer
Bashir with the slow weird speech
Vantika destroyed
Move Along Home
A new game to play
Allamaraine count to four
They weren't in peril
The Nagus
Grand Nagus visits
His death equals appointment
Except it's not true
The Forsaken
A program named Pup
Bashir saves ambassadors
Lwaxana can swim
Duet
A war criminal
Or so he'd have us believe
His death solves nothing
In the Hands of the Prophets
School bombing is first
The death of Bareil planned next
But the scheme is foiled
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Oddish approves.Back when the Delta Flyers announced they were doing DS9 next I started doing season one haikus, but I never finished the whole season. Here's a bunch of them though.
@Tosk - Planning to haiku Season 2? It's cool if you do, I watch VOY more anyway.
Meantime, let's finish TNG S7.
Dark Page:
Lwaxana's lost it
Turns out her first kid expired
And was then erased.
Attached:
Picard and Crusher
Tethered by a psychic rope
Dark truths come to light
Force of Nature:
Anti-warp zealot
Blows her ship and makes a rift
Warp five speed limit
Inheritance:
Data has a mom
She feels bad 'cause she left him
Then, a big surprise.
Parallels:
Worf's life keeps changing
First a cake, then a picture
Then, he's married Troi
The Pegasus:
Starfleet ships can't cloak
Admiral wanted that to change
Tragedy ensued
Homeward:
Planet lost its air
Holodeck homeward journey
Farewell, Nikolai
Sub Rosa
Bev's grandma has passed
But she had a ghost boyfriend
Living in a lamp.
Lower Decks
Ensigns in the dark
One if them goes in harm's way
And she won't be back.
Thine Own Self
Data has a crash
Finds he's lost his memory
But still saves the day
Masks:
Mysterious archive
Lots of mythical people
Living inside Data
Genesis:
De-evolution
Turns the whole crew into freaks
It's all Barclay's fault.
Journey's End:
Trouble with treaties
There will soon be a Maquis
Wes joins Travelers
Firstborn:
Worf and his offspring
Go to Klingon festival
And then, time hijinks.
Emergence:
Holodeck goes wild
Enterprise creates new life
It's a Tinker toy
Preemptive Strike:
Ro is back on board
Goes to spy on the Maquis
Then she joins for real.
All Good Things:
Not even going
To try to reduce this one
Into a haiku!
(Sometimes, 17 syllables isn't enough)
Meantime, let's finish TNG S7.
Dark Page:
Lwaxana's lost it
Turns out her first kid expired
And was then erased.
Attached:
Picard and Crusher
Tethered by a psychic rope
Dark truths come to light
Force of Nature:
Anti-warp zealot
Blows her ship and makes a rift
Warp five speed limit
Inheritance:
Data has a mom
She feels bad 'cause she left him
Then, a big surprise.
Parallels:
Worf's life keeps changing
First a cake, then a picture
Then, he's married Troi
The Pegasus:
Starfleet ships can't cloak
Admiral wanted that to change
Tragedy ensued
Homeward:
Planet lost its air
Holodeck homeward journey
Farewell, Nikolai
Sub Rosa
Bev's grandma has passed
But she had a ghost boyfriend
Living in a lamp.
Lower Decks
Ensigns in the dark
One if them goes in harm's way
And she won't be back.
Thine Own Self
Data has a crash
Finds he's lost his memory
But still saves the day
Masks:
Mysterious archive
Lots of mythical people
Living inside Data
Genesis:
De-evolution
Turns the whole crew into freaks
It's all Barclay's fault.
Journey's End:
Trouble with treaties
There will soon be a Maquis
Wes joins Travelers
Firstborn:
Worf and his offspring
Go to Klingon festival
And then, time hijinks.
Emergence:
Holodeck goes wild
Enterprise creates new life
It's a Tinker toy
Preemptive Strike:
Ro is back on board
Goes to spy on the Maquis
Then she joins for real.
All Good Things:
Not even going
To try to reduce this one
Into a haiku!
(Sometimes, 17 syllables isn't enough)
I hadn't planned on it so far. Still got to finish season one first.
I'll give it a whirl...
Q versus Humans
Picard sees alternate fate
Ends with poker game
I hadn't planned on it so far. Still got to finish season one first.
Well, then...
The Homecoming
Kira wants a ship
Goes to free a war hero
But he's over hyped.
The Circle
Odo plays a rat
Finds the Circle's dark secret
But the coup's begun
The Siege
Stations's overrun
Sisko's playing commando
Kira saves the day.
Invasive Procedures
Trill reject Verad
Comes to swipe Jadzia's slug
But his girlfriend turns.
Cardassians
Garak gets bitten
Custody battle begins
Rugal loses big
Melora
Bashir likes someone
But she's from a low-grav world
Which messes things up
Rules of Acquisition:
Gamma Quadrant trip
Pel's not what they seem to be
Quark's wallet suffers.
Second Sight
She was wearing red
Says Sisko of girl he met
Who does not exist.
Sanctuary:
Lots of refugees
Come to Bajor, turned away
Chekhov's kid gets fried.
Rivals:
New business appears
Uses funny luck machines
Phasers end the game.
What you leave behind
Well-meaning or otherwise
Unforeseen fallout
Well-meaning or otherwise
Unforeseen fallout
Oh oh oh how hard and meaningfully this Haiku hit me, this morning and in this life…
…thank you!
Thanks. 
It was about cultural contamination (Iotia, for instance). (Not intentionally a reference to DS9.)
It was about cultural contamination (Iotia, for instance). (Not intentionally a reference to DS9.)
Thanks.
It was about cultural contamination (Iotia, for instance). (Not intentionally a reference to DS9.)
Took it more the way you meant it, I believe, not like DS9. Just did a little “Lotia”, research, as I did not know about it.
We all have reasons
For choosing the stars instead
May they lead you home
For choosing the stars instead
May they lead you home
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