The new action figures have to look different from the old action figures.
What was that one quote again from Spaceballs....?
"Merchandising!!"
I always should have known better, but when I was in my mid 20s and realised that the GI Joe and Transformers cartoons were nothing more than 20 minute ads for selling toys, a little part of my childhood died. (Yes, Im being melodramatic for comedic effect)