Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

[cooleddie74]

"..and the worst part? His blood will be more memorable than he was."

Kenny Rogers just didn't know when the hell to give up.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Me sister kept tellin' him when he was a teenager...NO...SEX...WITH...GIRLS...FROM...THE...FLAMETHROWER...PLANET."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Found him near the lava pits. Keeps asking for someone named "Padmé"

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet another senseless late 23rd century hibachi accident...

 

[RobertScorpio]

Oh Doct'ah! Can yee help Captain Kirk...the botox you shot him up with is gonna kill him...

 

[Candlelight]

"You should see what the chimpanzee and the other trainee looks like"

 

[Haggis and tatties]

"He wouldn't stop keeking at me ass."

(http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_R60fc9InQ)

Love Chew'in the Fat....I wonder how many here actually understand half of what they are saying......

This may help....or not....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JpVD5-IKAIo&feature=related

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Doctor, I managed to find a finger donor."

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Doctor, I managed to find a finger donor."

McCoy: "But his hands are blown off. OH, right, that part. At least it'll stop ya from biting your nails."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: Captain's Log supplemental; Don't mention it to Scotty but that coffee I spilled in the turbolift, keeps sending people to the wrong floor, damned annoying.

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "Mister Sulu, I warned you and Peter about the rug burns ..."

 

[Outpost4]

The admiral should never have opened the port hole.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Anybody got any 'kraut?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "Rockabye Ensign, on the treetop..."

Kirk off screen : "I've been suffering from insomnia recently..."

Scotty: "Fuck off ye fat bastard!"

Preston: "Waaaaahhhhh"

Scotty: "See what ye did. Now I have to start over... Hush Hush, Uncle Monty'll make it all better."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, offscreen: "Ah, c'mon Scotty, just put him in a torpedo tube and shoot him at The Reliant."


-- or --

Kirk, offscreen: "Hey, put him next to Sulu and we'll see who emotes more."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scotty; He didnae survive the transition to Blu-Ray...

 

[Outpost4]

Peter picked a peck of pyro poppers.

- or -

Kirk: Well, there goes that leg of the family.

 

[Rat Boy]

It's always fun until somebody gets hurt.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Uh, can somebody take this? I have got to take a shit ..."

Kirk: "Take that random crewman down to sickbay, Scotty: his relation to you is not canon."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Senator Obama, someone left this at your door."