Movie Caption Contest # 31: He's Dead, Jim

[Outpost4]

Scotty: It was a $4,300 whore that got him. He didn't stand a chance.

 

[CaptainJon]

The results of an overdose of Botox.

 

[BriGuy]

Hey, he's a Starfleet admiral. Something like this was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[BriGuy]

He... he just died in my arms tonight. It must've been something I said.

I lost 20 good men in engineering because you couldn't remember simple procedures, even when a trainee tried to remind ya.

I'll be right back with the other 19.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty always blamed Kirk for his nephew's death, until the anger was released on that day on the Enterprise-B and he had to stifle his giggles ...

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Mr. Jackson's ready for surgery, Doctor."

Michael Jackson: "Ow! Ow! He-he!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"The... word Admiral..." croaks
"Not yet, you scene stealing hack!"

Sona Doctor: "And this facelift technique we adapted from 20th Century Croydon..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Inspired by The Laughing Vulcan's latest ...

Shatner, off-screen, huddling with Nicholas Meyer: "Uh, for the sake of the film, shouldn't that be the Captain carrying the dead body?"

 

[Outpost4]

"He stayed in his tanning booth when the trainees ran."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"It didnae look like this in the item description. I'm sending it back, bloody Ebay..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Its the new refit microwaves, I didnae know they were 850w, the trainees didnae stand a chance".

(Isn't it annoying that I can't find any other word to Scot-up other than "didnae" )

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scott: "Don't look at me like that, I know how much time Doctor McCoy spends on the bridge. Ship's surgeon my arse"


As an aside, this is my favourite WTF moment from the movies, thanks for posting

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "He stayed at his post while the trainees ran!"

Kirk: "And what did you do?"

Scotty: "Oh, I ran out of there screaming like a little girl, too. Just saying the boy has stones, that's all."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Man, he's heavy. Gonna make me fart."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "I think we got bigger problems."

 

[cultcross]

When you work in the Enterprise engineering section, it just isn't worth suggesting a Star Destroyer could kick its ass.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu sat silent, for his was a love that dare not speak its name.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

 

[Gertch]

"He wouldn't stop keeking at me ass."

(http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_R60fc9InQ)

 

[BriGuy]

Uhura: Oh, Scotty! Your nephew! He was so young and his first mission in space, too. We can tell how upset you are.

Scotty: Oh, it's not that. I never liked this punk. It's this damn collar. It's pinching the hell out of my neck.