Honestly, I can't get over just how much more attention the trailer for the next episode got over the episode itself.
Yeah, that was a total WTF to me.And how does it cause the stars to move around in the sky? It wouldn't.
Chibnall is nothing like JNT he's an experienced writer and producer, I'd be amazed if he never worked again. Who didn't work for him, doesn't mean he can't do another Broadchurch
"Yaz, you're one of the greatest people I've ever known." might have been the funniest line in all of Doctor Who.
I couldn't believe how poorly directed and edited this was. It's been a consistent problem with the Chibnall era, but this was the most glaring it's ever been.
There was a new Who episode?
That's a first. My level of interest really has tanked if that flew under the radar. I think I'll just wait for the finale given the response here.
Particularly as it happens before the pole switching device (isn't) activated.Yeah, that was a total WTF to me.
An acclaimed writer can do a home run in one show and a constant strike-out loaded with foul balls in another. For DW, Chibs was a mixed bag worse than JNT's. His Torchwood stuff was laughable and some B-flicks from the 1960s-80s used the same concepts far better (e.g. his hilariously bad sex monster episode... Look up "Lifeforce" by comparison - that movie's how you do it... Torchwood's superficial veneer of hokum, not so much... )) Never mind his previous DW stories, which were largely awful but had a tone that helped improve things despite it all. All this more or less suggests he should have should have kept with general drama and stayed away from sci-fi.
Also, the comparison is goofy because JNT was never a writer. He was a producer, from 40 years ago back when television was made vastly differently, who knew how to stretch a budget and was quick to reduce catastrophes, having worked in the industry and noticed the number of industrial actions clobbering episodes. Everyone in the show had strengths - whether those always got used is another matter.
And yet, despite not being a writer or having consistent strengths as one, JNT's era had brilliantly brought back the Master (per an idea of JNT's dropped in), used regeneration trauma as a plot point, wanted to make show serious after years of an increasing comedy act (in both dialogue and even basic storylines, 1979 media reviews were very harsh), more accurate science (FWIW, since no era was perfect in that regard but no way would he do anything that NuWHO has vomited onto our screens, moon spider eggs and all...), more action (sheesh, even Black Orchid wasn't as snooze-inducing as 99% of Chibnall's works and that's saying something), more character consistency (and depth) ironically*, aimed at people over the age of six (by 1980 or 2020 standards), and kept doing its own thing where possible instead of cookie-cuttering all the fads. (Apart from having to compete with the 80s action schlock shows, but DW of the time has aged better than Buck Rogers and over-tropey A-Team as far as I'm concerned.)
How Chibnall dropped the ball on so many good ideas for companions (Ryan and Graham had great backgrounds, whose traits are dropped out of nowhere and for no proper reason... among other inconsistencies. Now, we saw some of the same problem with JNT. But the point is, we shouldn't have seen that whatsoever with award-winning writer Chibnall and his ensemble writing team (of the likes previous producers would have loved but never had, which makes it all even more bizarre. Even more bizarre given the gaps between seasons and compared to how much more script work had to be done in decades' past...) Worse, Ruth Doctor did in 2 seconds what Jodie couldn't in almost 60000 and come across as the Doctor... yet Chibnall chose the style for Jodie and Ruth was clearly an afterthought...***)
* yes, that one about the characters - JNT's era is also loaded with stick figures who are nothing more than cyphers. JNT was solely a producer**, not an acclaimed writer. What's Chibnall's excuse for such a poor era? (Apart from sci-fi being a very different beast compared to normal drama, no matter how many tried to blend both genres together and no matter how softly.)
** but did occasional director work and based on what he had done, he should have done more directing because he's done excellent work as second unit director in the 80s
*** On the other hand, stupid sonic magic wand and regurgitating too recently used plot tropes aside, his era's pseudohistoricals were the best since Hartnell's (JNT era's "Black Orchid" is a flop, let's face it) and I suspect if he dropped the magic and boring alien invaders/noninvaders/whocares, his historical-era stories would have been that much stronger...[/QUOT
A major problem I have with the Chibnall era is its tendency to feature a strong black/ethnic woman who isn't as forgotten as he thinks, and then rob her of agency in her own story.It happened offscreen...
...Just like all them adventures Doc9 had with Rose and Jack and Mickey on other planets - all off screen... in a show that had said nonstop for 26 seasons prior that it could go anywhere in time and place, with countless civilizations to meet... oops... Ditto for Doc10's era for the most part as well...
2.26M overnight viewers. 3 days remain before the weekly totals are compiled, so there's still time if you want something other than a sleep aid to get a good night's rest with... (save for the historical pirate queen figure, Chibnall's good at finding historical figures that are interesting and get audiences to want to know more. Like how Pip and Jane Baker got viewers to the encyclopedias and dictionaries in order to pass tenth grade English class...)
The teaser for the grand finale is
amusing. It's chock full of baddies and old friends and all people have done is salivate over the return of old companions... in an era that has often messed up its own potential with its own current characters. This episode better be 2 hours long to fit in what might be the ultimate fanwank, what with Daleks and Cybermen fighting each other again - not to mention it's two Cyber factions and as the Lone Cyberman was ostensibly killed - maybe he's a Cyberlord in disguise (or Chibnall ditched that idea after realizing why Robert Holmes dropping it decades' earlier was the right thing to do and at least the Cybermen were genuinely scary in the 80s compared to the 21st century but I digress), Master returns (in two different forms, apparently), characters screaming, all-time fan favorites* Tegan and Ace...
* I adore them, but all they do is cookie cutter Rose's schlock from "School Reunion" about how long it'd been since they saw the Doctor (okey dokey, then) and in the next snippet are both being all Sarah Ripley and Ellen Connor with big machine guns (since Chibnall thinks neither is good enough to outdo 7 of 9's two-semiautomatic laser blasters' zapping but his era isn't given $10mil per episode either). Ace is also beating up a Dalek with a bat in one freeze-frame with the Dalek gun aimed at her at point blank range too... it's beyond a joke that a character gets in front of the thing and it won't zap... so maybe it will, if there's a poll I'm sure more people would wager one or both will be killed off.
An acclaimed writer can do a home run in one show and a constant strike-out loaded with foul balls in another. For DW, Chibs was a mixed bag worse than JNT's. His Torchwood stuff was laughable and some B-flicks from the 1960s-80s used the same concepts far better (e.g. his hilariously bad sex monster episode... Look up "Lifeforce" by comparison - that movie's how you do it... Torchwood's superficial veneer of hokum, not so much... )) Never mind his previous DW stories, which were largely awful but had a tone that helped improve things despite it all. All this more or less suggests he should have should have kept with general drama and stayed away from sci-fi.
Also, the comparison is goofy because JNT was never a writer. He was a producer, from 40 years ago back when television was made vastly differently, who knew how to stretch a budget and was quick to reduce catastrophes, having worked in the industry and noticed the number of industrial actions clobbering episodes. Everyone in the show had strengths - whether those always got used is another matter.
And yet, despite not being a writer or having consistent strengths as one, JNT's era had brilliantly brought back the Master (per an idea of JNT's dropped in), used regeneration trauma as a plot point, wanted to make show serious after years of an increasing comedy act (in both dialogue and even basic storylines, 1979 media reviews were very harsh), more accurate science (FWIW, since no era was perfect in that regard but no way would he do anything that NuWHO has vomited onto our screens, moon spider eggs and all...), more action (sheesh, even Black Orchid wasn't as snooze-inducing as 99% of Chibnall's works and that's saying something), more character consistency (and depth) ironically*, aimed at people over the age of six (by 1980 or 2020 standards), and kept doing its own thing where possible instead of cookie-cuttering all the fads. (Apart from having to compete with the 80s action schlock shows, but DW of the time has aged better than Buck Rogers and over-tropey A-Team as far as I'm concerned.)
How Chibnall dropped the ball on so many good ideas for companions (Ryan and Graham had great backgrounds, whose traits are dropped out of nowhere and for no proper reason... among other inconsistencies. Now, we saw some of the same problem with JNT. But the point is, we shouldn't have seen that whatsoever with award-winning writer Chibnall and his ensemble writing team (of the likes previous producers would have loved but never had, which makes it all even more bizarre. Even more bizarre given the gaps between seasons and compared to how much more script work had to be done in decades' past...) Worse, Ruth Doctor did in 2 seconds what Jodie couldn't in almost 60000 and come across as the Doctor... yet Chibnall chose the style for Jodie and Ruth was clearly an afterthought...***)
* yes, that one about the characters - JNT's era is also loaded with stick figures who are nothing more than cyphers. JNT was solely a producer**, not an acclaimed writer. What's Chibnall's excuse for such a poor era? (Apart from sci-fi being a very different beast compared to normal drama, no matter how many tried to blend both genres together and no matter how softly.)
** but did occasional director work and based on what he had done, he should have done more directing because he's done excellent work as second unit director in the 80s
*** On the other hand, stupid sonic magic wand and regurgitating too recently used plot tropes aside, his era's pseudohistoricals were the best since Hartnell's (JNT era's "Black Orchid" is a flop, let's face it) and I suspect if he dropped the magic and boring alien invaders/noninvaders/whocares, his historical-era stories would have been that much stronger...
A straight Historical has no aliens trying to take over/destroy the world.
Which is a story we haven't seen since the 60s.
Black Orchid. Definitely.
That alone almost caused the story to become a four parter!Once Adric discovered buffets I don't think he was going to stop until they dragged him back to the TARDIS.
Once Adric discovered buffets I don't think he was going to stop until they dragged him back to the TARDIS.
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