Or he put a blue kryptonite ring on ( I read somewhere that Smallville Clark on the Crisis crossover wore one) and go to the barber
Lex Luthor died of Kryptonite exposure. Prolonged exposure to even supposedly harmless Kryptonite shouldn't be risked.
There's never been much consistency with the notion of Superman growing hair, shaving, etc., especially in the terrible Weisinger period of the comics. It was whatever played into a gimmick (and at the time, what was determined to be a "hook" for a cover).
Glee channels pure Silver Age weirdness -- a red Superman and a blue Superman competing over Supergirl:
Two bits of Superman news. First, Jonathan Kent, the new Superman (and son of Lois and Clark), is coming out as bisexual in next month's issue of "Superman: Son of Kal-El." Second, Dean Cain is being Dean Cain in response to this.
He's already proved he doesn't read what he pretends to criticize, but as an added bonus we have the opportunity to make endless jokes about how this probably affects his macho sense of manliness.
I'm having a difficult time conjuring up any outrage out of this. I mean, it's not like it's Kal-El, right? (Actually I had no idea there was even a new Superman in the first place. )
Well, some of the headlines seem intentionally vague about it being a different Superman than most people know, like they want to stir shit up. Because, you know, they do, because outrage generates clicks.