Cartoon names for celestial bodies

[Joey P - the official]

Actually, "Timmy Turner" is, in my opinion, suitable for a previously undiscovered red dwarf, red subdwarf, for brown dwarf closer to the Sun than Proxima Centauri.

For example, this Christian creationist book hypothesizes a brown dwarf in orbit around the Sun, affectionately named "Little Brother". If such an object exists, it may deserve a proper name: Timothy Tiberius "Timmy" Turner.

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Actually, "Timmy Turner" is far more suitable for a previously undiscovered red dwarf, red subdwarf, for brown dwarf closer to the Sun than Proxima Centauri.

For example, this Christian book hypothesizes a brown dwarf in orbit around the Sun, affectionately named "Little Brother". If such an object exists, it may deserve a proper name: Timothy Tiberius "Timmy" Turner.

Christians claim a lot of nonsense there's no way a brown dwarf could orbit the sun without affecting the other planets.

 

[Joey P - the official]

Actually Timmy Turner is Barnard's Star. Most suitable choice for now.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

 

[Dryson]

I think this thread is in the wrong forum.

 

[Joey P - the official]

Oh yes, oh yes.

Also, there is an asteroid named "Misterrogers" (after Mister Roger's Neighborhood, which I don't like), so if the IAU won't name an asteroid even after Butch Hartman then I will probably riot.

 

[Joey P - the official]

September 2020 Update: I updated the original post I made and changed some of my proposals to make them more practical and realistic. I also had to remove a lot of them.

 

[XCV330]

they already named a deplaneted planet after Pluto. Clearly they should have named Charon Goofy instead just to complete the set.

 

[Joey P - the official]

they already named a deplaneted planet after Pluto. Clearly they should have named Charon Goofy instead just to complete the set.

Charon was named after the discoverer's wife

 

[StarCruiser]

^ Not exactly, Charon is the ferryman of the river Styx (Greek Mythology).

Still, his wife's name started with similar letters so..?

 

[XCV330]

Charon was named after the discoverer's wife

May your planetoids wear respectable dresses.

 

[Joey P - the official]

May your planetoids wear respectable dresses.

Why are we now making jokes based off that rule I made in my worldbuilding project? Let's get back to topic, please.

 

[Joey P - the official]

Due to religious reasons I no longer watch Danny Phantom and The Fairly OddParents.

 

[XCV330]

Due to religious reasons I no longer watch Danny Phantom and The Fairly OddParents.

It's too late. God already knows you watched it.

 

[Joey P - the official]

It's too late. God already knows you watched it.

No it's not too late. I've heard many Christians say that God strongly recommends that Christians only stick to Christian stuff due to the massive surge of negativity in mainstream media (examples: 1, 2).

 

[EnderAKH]

No it's not too late. I've heard many Christians say that God strongly recommends that Christians only stick to Christian stuff due to the massive surge of negativity in mainstream media (examples: 1, 2).

Wow, based on #2 there that God sounds like a real narcissist.

 

[Joey P - the official]

Wow, based on #2 there that God sounds like a real narcissist.

"Anything that glorifies God" is actually a relatively broad umbrella term - it refers to anything that promotes Christian beliefs even if God himself is not the main focus. I was taught (and do believe) that evil isn't an entity, but rather the absence of God and Christian beliefs. Glorifying sin equals glorifying the devil, so if sin isn't glorified, the devil isn't either.

 

[XCV330]

"Anything that glorifies God" is actually a relatively broad umbrella term - it refers to anything that promotes Christian beliefs even if God himself is not the main focus. I was taught (and do believe) that evil isn't an entity, but rather the absence of God and Christian beliefs. Glorifying sin equals glorifying the devil, so if sin isn't glorified, the devil isn't either.

so like if this ship of righteous men found this planet that looked like a butt, and they were like "OH YEAH BABY!" and they were all into the butt planet to the point that they abandoned their wife (they only have one because the others died from thrombosis caused by improperly tight knee highs.. work with me) and started doing the sin of Onan thing on the regular if you know what I mean, that means the devil made a planet right?

would it be ok to live on Butt Planet or should passers by just avert their eyes?

 

[EnderAKH]

"Anything that glorifies God" is actually a relatively broad umbrella term - it refers to anything that promotes Christian beliefs even if God himself is not the main focus. I was taught (and do believe) that evil isn't an entity, but rather the absence of God and Christian beliefs. Glorifying sin equals glorifying the devil, so if sin isn't glorified, the devil isn't either.

Looking at this:

Do not allow words, music or sounds that do not glorify God to come out of your mouth.

using your definition becomes

Do not allow words, music or sounds that do not promote Christian beliefs even if God himself is not the main focus to come out of your mouth.

thus "These socks are itchy" or "I like potatoes" do not promote Christian beliefs, but rather me need to change my footware and/or my starch preferences and thus should not be said aloud. Again, makes that God seem like kind of a real narcissist.