Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

[SpocksOddSocks]

I had a joke about Cardassians, but nobody could keep up with it.

Edit:

I also have a joke about Romulans, but it's classified.

I was meant to have a joke about the Enterprise B, but it won't arrive until Tuesday.

 

[ThankQ]

What did Weyoun's gardener study in college?

Vortaculture.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Why do bald Ferengi frequent Mr Mot's Hair Emporium?

They never get scalped.

 

[Jayson1]

How does Q know he is smart.

He has a high I Q.

Jason

 

[Discofan]

Data walks into a bar... the bar bends.

 

[Jayson1]

What ship in Starfleet would Stand Lee get?


The USS: Excelsior


Jason

 

[IMC Headquarters]

How does Shran refer to Scalosians?

Wink- Skins.

 

[Discofan]

I guess Shran never met Travis Mayweather, either that or he is a moron!

 

[Tim Thomason]

I guess Shran never met Travis Mayweather, either that or he is a moron!

I've watched every episode of Enterprise multiple times, and I've never heard of this Trevor Mayfeather character before.

 

[Discofan]

I've watched every episode of Enterprise multiple times, and I've never heard of this Trevor Mayfeather character before.

Is that a joke?

 

[Jayson1]

What would Sulu become if he became a top secret agent for the British Government?


A Sulu-Bond


Jason

 

[FormerLurker]

Is that a joke?

It's a bad one. It belongs here.

 

[JesterFace]

Joke: I only have good Star Trek jokes so I won't post them here since only bad ones are allowed.

 

[Bornin1980something]

Crossover time.
Q. What happened when Alara Kitan met Neelix?
A. She had to get the jar of pickles to sickbay!

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Crossover time.
Q. What happened when Alara Kitan met Neelix?
A. She had to get the jar of pickles to sickbay!

Cheesy...

 

[Xhiandra]

How was security aboard the TOS Entreprise?
Worfless.

 

[AresB]

Worf sat at Quark's with heavy brow.
He had tried to impress some Jem'hadar with his markmanship skills, but they were unphased.

 

[FormerLurker]

Worf's brow is often deeply furrowed with concern.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

and then the Andorian said; "Your nephew?? i thought it was your neighbour!"

 

[Tim Thomason]

Worf sat at Quark's with heavy brow.

Worf's heavy brow is why he was kicked off the soccer team.

 

[AresB]

Dax tried to sneak into the bar. She was spotted.

"What's that smell?" Kira asked, her nose wrinkled.

The next morning after the party, Tasha was in bad mood.
- What's wrong with her? Riker asked Data.
- Insufficient Data, the android replied.