So...
Last week was:
ship-killer horticulture,
Seven having a Deanna moment,
lots of gold-skinned androids in season one TNG costumes
Picard speechifying
Brent Spiner playing Data's father's other son we just found out about.
This week was:
space bonfire of ship-killer horticulture,
Seven having a Punisher moment,
look at the size of my self-building tower!
the scary big fleet of the tiny secret organisation within a secret organisation,
the scary big metal octopus from outer, outer space (for about ten seconds),
the scary pretty gold-skinned android in a season one TNG costume,
the Romulan general they finally remembered was only a commodore in her fake news role,
whoa! the shiny blue sonic knuckleduster,
Rios doesn't get to kick his football,
the clearly missed opportunity of not having re-activated Commodore Will Riker say
"I'm a *real* Starfleet Commodore, you're just a cheap-ass Romulan fake!"
Picard speechifying
the overdone let's wring emotion from everyone because "he's died!"
followed by "oh, wait, no he hasn't -- but didn't we all know that anyway...?"
We've made you a new nonagenarian body,
Picard and Data get to say goodbye.
Quote Shakespeare
(I don't give a monkeys about Seven and Raffi -- and you're all reading waaaaaaay too much into that anyway!)
OK, snarky jokes aside, this really did feel like a bunch of hand-wavery and missed opportunities.
It was almost like they had set up the whole Zhat Vhash and Uber-synths-from-beyond thing to be too big, too old, and too complicated to be resolved in the way that they did. It felt like the timelines for the origin of the Zhat Vhash, the finding of the "Conclave of Eight" and the "Admonition" were all just a bit too jarring to really add up. Was Narek really telling us that they had, in fact, conflated what they thought they had understood from the Admonition with a much older proto-Romulan / early-Vulcan apocalypse myth? Most cultures seem to have such a myth, of one sort or another, so were the Zhat Vhash actually the remnants of an old proto-Romulan religious cult that re-purposed their apocalyptic beliefs after the Admonition was found?
The Romulan fleet of two-hundred-plus ships felt unnecessarily large and rather incongruous for a supposed secret organisation, even if one accepts that they were a controlling influence behind the Tal Shiar. A dozen of those ships could likely still have done the job -- and somehow it made the stand-off with the equivalent wall of Starfleet ships feel a little forced too. After everything they had set up about the fundamentalist and religiously fanatical aspects of the Zhat Vhash, it seemed entirely wrong that they would simply shrug their shoulders and go "oh well, big scary metal space octopus went back to The Matrix -- guess we'll go home now..."
It's always good to see Riker back. If they were gonna give him command of the flagship, why didn't they just properly establish him as having made flag rank before he retired? (and he really didn't need to describe himself to Oh as "acting" Captain -- they had clearly made the decision to reactivate his commission, even if only for the purpose of this one mission).
The articulated metal octopus of death really did look like a refugee from the Matrix sequels. I'm sure it served the purpose of "create an image of existential threat" for the general audience but it was a two-dimensional cardboard cut-out at best. I had hoped Chabon and Co would be far more clever and use something at least suggestive of the synthetic civilisation that sent back V'ger -- and which would actually turn up, but would then turn out to be far more intelligent and nuanced than just the ravening-black-monster-with-metal-pincers. It would have been far more of a "f*uck you" to the Zhat Vhash if the supposed big bad had indeed turned out to have long-since outgrown what they thought they had seen in the Admonition -- even better if they had actually turned up as part of a joint mission with their own associated organic civilisations before leaving the Federation and the un-banned synths to get on with it!
As it was, the implied monster was everything the Zhat Vhash feared -- a big lost opportunity to turn this on it's head.
The Picard and Data scenes rather reminded me of the Harry-meets-dead-Dumbledore-in-the-big-white-waiting-room scene. Strangely, they were none the worse for this. It did feel like closure for Picard, the lack of which was clearly a big part of his enduring trauma over the loss of Data. I was really expecting at least some passing quote related to "As I experience certain sensory input patterns, my mental pathways become accustomed to them. The input is eventually anticipated and even 'missed' when absent." The final scene of Data's revived consciousness shutting down was actually quite moving -- far more so than all the preceding hand-wringing in pairs about Picard's not-death.
In summary:
I like the characters; I really like the cast; I quite like some of the situations they have established.
But this felt like the conclusion of pretty much any other TNG two-parter; lots of build up, needed far more subtle and clever tying-up of the frayed loose-ends; and, in the end, was just far too reliant on plot device to finish the story.
(At least they didn't rely on sub-quantum particle-of-the-week and re-calibrating the deflector array...)
That sort of thing was just about forgivable when they only had 45 minutes to set things up in part 1 and then another 45 minutes to conclude them in part 2. Picard has had eight full episodes to set up these arcs and two episodes to pull them together. But still made the same mistakes.
Wasted.
Opportunity.