Our five were of varying degrees of smart- from terrifying- none of the locks would keep him out- to fuzzy luvable furrniture.
Dog: "Hey! HEY!!! Watch that sh!t! What are you, a d*mned 'furry'??!!!" Hey, I can joke about it as it can be argued I am one (depending upon one's definition).
My mom's new puppy. Her 22-year-old cat died this last summer and she needed companionship. She'll be training this dog to be a therapy dog so she can go to children's hospitals and schools to have the kids to read to him His name is Uri.