Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #200 One hell of a holonovel

[Orac]

C’mon open up the door, huh?
Nah, open up the door!
Open up the door Tuvok!
Come on, you dick!

Reed: You fucker! You fucker! What's the big idea?!
Tuvok: Dude I -
Reed: What's the big idea?! You left me out there! Let me back in!

 

[Akiraprise]

Anyone interested in taking over the running of the Caption Contest? Catarina is pressed for time lately and can no longer.

 

[Orac]

I nominate @Santa Garrus !

 

[LeadHead]

I nominate @Santa Garrus !

I'm flattered, but am waaaaaaay behind in all of my contests. I couldn't possibly take on another. Thanks for thinking of me though.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

MAQUIS: YOU! Judge the Caption Contests! Or your friend gets it!
TUVOK: Hmm...

 

[Orac]

Anyone interested in taking over the running of the Caption Contest? Catarina is pressed for time lately and can no longer.

I'll do it if no one else wants the job.

 

[Orac]

Here it is. --> link