Not the impression I had at all. Riker's gift seemed to be that he was a cultural shapeshifter: on a Klingon ship he's agressive and dominant, on Angel One he's somebody's arm candy. Plus, he's the adventurous try-anything-once guy. So if he were visiting a culture where that thing was the norm, he'd be down for a little bondage, in either role.
I was trying a joke based on Riker saying "plain, (old) basic sex" one time to Worf. The fact that he uses the phrase implies that he's used to a variety of types of sex, and probably not the plain, old basic form. He talks a big game, too. I don't think he slept with one or both of the Klingon women, because he didn't return to the Enterprise with his arm in a cast.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Where is the logic in constructing lightbulbs that require changing? Q: How many Pakleds does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We are far from home. Our ship is dark. Can you make it light? Q: How many Nausicaans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one. But you're going to need a lot of lightbulbs. Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a lightbulb? A: How much latinum you got?
You want bad Trek jokes? Doesn't get much worse than the following ... Why did the chicken cross the road? Picard: There are four lights! Riker: I don't know why, but I know how: with pleasure, sir. Troi: I feel the chicken's pain! Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should have been to traverse the distance without interception by an kind of combustion- propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of...yes, sir. Geordi: Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll have more luck with women than I do. Worf: KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads. Dr. Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there must be something wrong with the universe. Tasha: That depends...was it fully functional? Wesley: I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchacallit on the computers and... Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc! Mr. Homn: Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer. Dr. Soran: His heart just wasn't in it. (Scenes of chicken torture with nanoprobes have been edited out.) Hugh the Borg: Maybe it just needed a big hug! The Borg: Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To make peace with the humans who for centuries had brutally butchered and eaten them, and lead the chicken race into a new era of enlightenment and forgiveness.
If it's the one I found, it was 3 years, and just to make a crude comment. If you have an issue, take it up via PM with the moderator who issued the warning...don't drag it in here.
Why does Stamets get invited to all the parties? Because he's a Fungi to be with. Why wouldn't Stamets share his quarters? Because theres not Mushroom inside.
Q. How many Star Trek references does it take to change a light bulb? A. 47. Q. How many light bulbs does it take to change a Starfleet Captain? A. 4... or 5. Q. Why did Q cross the road? A. Because he'd already tried everything else. Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode? Q. How many iterations of a time loop does it take for a Starship crew to resolve the episode?
No it wasn't. It was three years. Anyway, you were told to drop it, but you just had to make another comment. A false one at that. Knock it off. Last warning.
After consulting with my co-mod... @ArcherNX01 , meet the thread-specific Reply Ban feature. To be lifted...I don't see reason to limit the duration, do you, @1001001 ?
You got the wrong franchise, I'd suggest now is a good time to grab your towel. Oh, and don't let the turbolift doors trap you on the way out. Just to make it perfectly clear, this post was definitely made in jest (In case the Klingon emoji didn't make it clear enough) as an excuse for humour rather than really telling you to go away.