Uhura: "Excuse me, sir, but did you happen to see a bus go by?"
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Uhura: "Excuse me, sir, but did you happen to see a bus go by?"
Uhura: "Well, sir, there's nothing on this ship like a genuine, bonified, electrified, highly-polished Bridge monorail! What'd I say?"
Female Lt.: "Monorail!"
Uhura: "What's it called?"
Chekov: "Monovail."
Uhura: "That's right -- monorail!"
All Bridge Crew Chanting: "Monorail. Monorail. Monorail. Monorail."
Sulu: "I hear that thing is awfully slick."
Uhura: "Do not worry, won't hurt your dick."
Female Lt.: "Is there a chance the rail could bend?"
Uhura: "Not on your life, my female friend."
Female Lt.: "Were you sent here by the devil?"
Uhura: "No, good sir, I'm on the level."
Puts her arms out.
Uhura: "I swear it's the Enterprise's only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice!"
All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAILLLLL!"
Uhura: "What's it called?"
All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAAAIIILLLLL!!!"
Uhura: "Once again!"
All Bridge Crew Chanting: "MONORAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!"
Spock: "This is all highly illogical."
Checov: "Am I the only one who heard it's electrified?"
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Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, the communication station does not hang up on incoming hails all by itself.
Uhura: Mugato.
Spock: Mugato what?
Uhura: Mugato go medieval on your ass.
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, shipboard logs do not misfile themselves.
Uhura: Vulcan Kolinhar.
Spock: Vulcan Kolinhar?
Uhura: Y'all's Vulcan Kolinhar 'bout to get a boot up in it!
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Uhura: It's Commander! Call me 'Lieutenant' one more time and I'll fire you out of a torpedo tube!
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, shipboard logs do not misfile themselves.
Uhura: Vulcan Kolinhar.
Spock: Vulcan Kolinhar?
Uhura: Y'all's Vulcan Kolinhar 'bout to get a boot up in it!
Worf: "Mono -- D'OH!"
Spock: "An analysis of the gaseous creature on the floor to my left indicates that you need to visit Dr Scholl, not Dr McCoy."
Uhura: "One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!"
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, Ship communiques to Starfleet Command do not neglect their own spellcheck.
Uhura: AYE AYE MOTHER VULCAN
Spock: Now that is gross insubordination and I will file a report.
Uhura: I only said that I EYE Mother Vulcan, your home planet, coming up on main viewer, sir.
Spock: Oh I beg your pardon, Lieutenant. Please accept my apology.
Uhura: If you can accept a two-fingered mother Vulcan salute.
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, alien phrasebooks do not neglect to get scanned into the database by themselves.
Uhura: Sensor indication.
Spock: <sigh>....................Sensor indication?
Uhura: Sensor indication, make me a motha vulcan sandwich.
Spock: Lieutenant Uhura, alien phrasebooks do not neglect to get scanned into the database by themselves.
Uhura: Sensor indication.
Spock: <sigh>....................Sensor indication?
Uhura: Sensor indication, make me a motha vulcan sandwich.
Spock: Looks like you've had one too many sandwiches
Ensign Extra: <thinking> oh no, he didn't!
Unstickying, finally! Sorry, guys!
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