Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #116: Fallen Gyro

[Nebusj]

Hi all, and welcome to what's going to probably be the last of my Caption Competitions before I have to do some boring administrative changes in how my host is set up. I don't know whether this will break stuff, or how, but what I can say is: I'm surely about three weeks away from vanishing for a month. You know how life is. Anyway, here's the ``Vox Sola'' winners!


Winning the 'I Don't Know, It's Not Like It Was A Close-Up On Her Face' medallion ...

WARNING: You Have Been Warned

The aftermath of accidentally seeing T'Pol stepping out of the shower.

And the 'I Don't Know, It's Not Like She Even Has A Waggily Tail' follow-up medallion ...

The aftermath of Porthos accidentally seeing T'Pol stepping out of the shower.

Porthos: "Noooooo!"

Winning the Henry Clay Miner The-Show-Must-Go-On Program ...

Alas, even Captain Archer wasn't immune from the vaudeville hook.

Here embodying the 'It Me' of the contest ...

Kreetassan #1: They're screwed.
Kreetassan #2: They're dead.
Kreetassan #3: (pause) Did I leave the iron on?

Always, Always True (Photoshop Edition):

TRAVIS: Who?

The Warm Fuzzy Caption Of The Week ...

"Star Trek: Ghostbusters"
"He slimed me."

Archer: "So that translator of yours can understand Beagle, too? All right, what's he saying?"
Sato: "Well, I've been able to narrow it down to one of three things; either he has a thorn in his paw, you're out of doggy treats, or we're about to be hailed by the Red Baron."

My belly laugh of the week ...

Khaaaaaaaan!

And winning the Producer-or-Higher-Level Backer for Jonny Archer's indiegogo Campaign ...

Archer: "Almost done with my mixtape, but I think it needs a little more gazelle bell..."

Oh yes, and for the best Ron-and-Russel-Mael Spark Song side contest ---

"Angst in My Pants"? "Cool Places"?

Excellent choices, but not what I was looking for. Fun side fact: the first was used by a local clothiers as a radio jingle for their underwear. Hearing it for the first time almost made my love drive off the road. Also I realize I haven't heard their 2016 Christmas song. Obviously pieces from 'Hippopotamus' are not yet in the running.


Now to screen grabs taken from season one episode 23, ``Fallen Hero''. Don't tell the episode I took them. It hasn't noticed so far and it would be a pity if it started to feel the loss extracted.

Thanks to you all, and good luck!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Never gotten a hat trick in one of these competition before!

Tucker stayed silent, knowing it was only a matter of time before the captain noted his passive-aggressive request for shore leave.

 

[Tenacity]

Archer: "T'pol, is that a sensor warning light?"
T'pol: "I don't see any warning light."
Archer: "It's right in front of you, lower edge of the console."
T'pol: "I don't know what you are referring to.
Archer: "Lean back slightly."
T'pol: "Alright, I see it now."

 

[Mr Soak]

Archer: Trip, you're chief engineer. A visit to the bridge is hardly a vacation.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Archer: (thinking) "Don't look. Don't look. I'm going to burst out laughing any second now..."
Vulcan: (thinking) "You do know some of us can read minds, too, don't you?"
Archer: (thinking) "I do now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MAGISTRATE: What? No, this isn't a Vulcan jacket I found in a second hand store!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: You turning up the volume on that shirt, Trip? **snicker**
T'POL: I think it's loud enough.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Phlox: "I've always been fascinated by 21st century Earth medication commercials...here's one for arthritis."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Tucker always knew how to turn Archer's head, whether it was in his Hawaiian shirt or mankini.

Archer: (os) Travis, alter our heading! Travis? Travis, are you listening to me? Oh crap, it's a bulkhead, I got the two confused again!

Official: Welcome to McMazarite! May I take your order?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Archer: "When did you get a tattoo?"

 

[Tenacity]

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Vulcan: "Ah, but I've kept you too long. You'd better finish your sherbet before it melts."
Archer: "My sherbet? That's a glass of orange juice."
Vulcan: "Juice? Really? I didn't know the Vulcan icy glare was effective over subspace, too."
Archer: "T'Pol, after we defrost Travis, I want a full debriefing on your people's abilities...no more surprises..."

 

[Noname Given]

Captain Johnathan Archer: "Damn it, Phlox! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times...No more showings of "Vulcan Love Slave" in the Infirmary! T'Pol was young when she starred in it and she admits now her choice to do it isn't as logical as it seemed to her in her youth."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: Why are you watching this Vulcan diabeetus commercial? Fastforward!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: That's the goofiest Vulcan I've ever seen. What his name? "D'Ork"?
VULCAN: You do realize this is a two way transmission?
ARCHER: I do now.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Vulcan: This...is VNN.

 

[f14peter]

ARCHER: "Nice shirt Trip"

T'POL: "I believe Commander Tucker is wearing it for my benefit Captain, he's introducing me to another one of your quaint Earth customs, something called Aloha Friday"

ARCHER: "I see, you two going to the movie tonight?"

TUCKER: - sigh- "Yes, we're going to the movie"

T'POL: "Indeed Captain, and then the Commander mentioned that afterwards he wishes to engage in what he referred to as a make-out session, although I am not exactly sure what that entails precisely"

ARCHER: "Really Trip, a make-out session, you have to be kidding me!"

TUCKER: "Just trying to be friendly to our Vulcan colleague, Sir"

T'POL: "I do believe this make-out session, as you call it, has something to do with your human sport of baseball, I overheard Commander Tucker telling Lt Reed something about predicting to get at least to second base"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Mazarite: "Hi neighbour!"
Archer: "Where are my curtains?"
Mazarite: "Oh, those. They were looking a little dingy, so I washed them for you!"
Archer: "Dingy? They're privacy curtains. They're supposed to keep the light out!"
Mazarite: "Oh, dear."
Archer (under his breath): "They're supposed to keep other things out too..."
Mazarite: "What was that?"
Archer: "Nothing."

EDIT: @Nebusj : when does this contest end?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Archer: "What the fuck is that?"

Trip: "It's my Hawaiin shirt. Like it?"

Archer: "And why the hell are you wearing it?"

Trip: "Isn't it Hawaiin Shirt Tuesday?"

Archer: "No, Tuesdays are regular uniform days. Wednesday is Hawaiin Shirt day. Idiot."

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: The SpaceAmazon drone has docked.

Hoshi: Don't worry, SubCommander. That's not a family photo, that picture came with the frame.

Mazarite: Thank you for calling the Mazarite Speedy Starship Repair Service. Our next available appointment is in the 27th Century.

Mazarite Captain: Tell you what, I'll call off these ships if you get me to Vulcan so I can become a high ranking official in the High Command.

Archer: Deal.

Porthos: Let go of me or I'll make this whole ship smell like dog urine.

Archer: Report, Doctor.

Phlox: According to my scans, the Ambassador has 36 LED lights attached to her body.

Vulcan Captain: Captain Archer, turn your weapons over to the Mazarites immediately.

Archer: No, no! You're supposed to be on OUR side this episode!