Doc Brown humans...

[Overgeeked]

Not sure about the actual source, but this has been going around and is really funny. This explains a lot...

http://images.cybersomnia.com/tumblr_startrekheadcannon.png

 

[sojourner]

Got about a third of the way through. More boring than funny.

 

[Shawnster]

I liked it

 

[Cyke101]

Edit: Who am I to turn down a mod request? Here's a more user-friendly link.

Thanks!

 

[Cyke101]

I lol'd. It was a good break from work, and really, where's the lie?

 

[The Old Mixer]

~snip~

Can a mod delete this thread? I saw that another poster had beaten me, but had posted under a different title (hence why I didn't find it when I searched).

Apologies for the inconvenience.

I merged before you edited your OP.

I found your link to the site more user-friendly...you may want to restore that.

 

[nascenticity]

This is my favorite theory lol

 

[Overgeeked]

It's now been picked up by Tor: http://www.tor.com/2016/10/17/the-answer-to-why-humans-are-so-central-in-star-trek/

 

[Greg Cox]

You know, this is . . . strangely plausible.

"And then they accidentally figured out a way to use transporters to split humanoids into their good and evil selves. We didn't even know that was possible!"

 

[FormerLurker]

"Those humans. They regularly figure out how to use ancient technologies we don't even think it's safe to look at. Making android copies of each other. Performing reanimatory brain surgery. Even switching personalities. And they don't even know how these things work when they first encounter them!"

 

[Phoenix219]

That link was truly one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. A few of them I just had to read twice. Too funny. I can so imagine all of this. The Klingon/Vulcan exchange was legendary. The comments on the Tor page are awesome. Just reading the description of Trek IV had me in stitches! The one about the Pegasus, pure gold!

 

[B.J.]

It would explain why we don't see too many other species on starships.
"You're going to be on a ship with a bunch of humans?! Are you CRAZY?!?"

 

[Greg Cox]

It would explain why we don't see too many other species on starships.
"You're going to be on a ship with a bunch of humans?! Are you CRAZY?!?"

Suddenly it all makes sense . . . .

 

[Spot261]

Or why, for that matter, they are always the only ship in the sector

 

[Richard Baker]

I love how only human's can defeat the Borg due to unpredictable weirdness- like luring them into a holodeck nightclub and shooting them with hard light.

 

[publiusr]

Then too, picard might have replicated a tommy gun, and the holodeck might have allowed real bullets to not hit non-holograms

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Having run into this elsewhere, I'm happy to see a thread about it here. Hilarious.

Humans are crazy: don't fuck with us.

 

[Mage]

https://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/159683672674/motorizedduck-roachpatrol-underscorex

I was in tears.

 

[GabyBee]

My day, this made.

 

[JasonJ]

Hm, yeah... that sounds about right for 24th century Humans... lol. Good read.