Lol. I enlisted and was in for five years before getting out last summer. Made it to E-4 because I ended up in a rate with very little advancement.
The Vice Admiral thing is because I had far too much computer time as a teenager and racked up 95 percent of those posts between 2003 and 2006

Then I left as the other ENT fans that posted here left and came back to let the TNZ folks know about the death of another former former poster who was a long time admin of the board I now co-run, and kinda stayed when I realized it wasn't quite the zoo I remembered it to be.