Add, remove, replace a letter game

[JirinPanthosa]

In, Borg

Bashir recreates ancient tennis greats on the holodeck to test his skills against them, including Bjorn Borg. There is a holodeck malfunction when he's playing John McEnroe and he and Bjorn Borg have to fight off an enraged, super-powered John McEnroe who is furious about a bad call.

The type of tennis Bashir is an expert at randomly switches between modern day tennis and 24th century 'Precision squash' style of tennis. Nobody says anything.

The 34's

Tom Paris finds some ancient vinyl albums floating in space. He nerds out over them and starts insisting that music sounds the best on vinyl.

 

[locutus101]

We'll Always Have Maris:

Picard meets an old flame in a holographic simulation of an old American Show.

 

[Tenacity]

I am sorry but the rule consists in changing only one letter, remove, add, or replace.

I'm a Clinton, rules are for the little people.

 

[locutus101]

I'm a Clinton, rules are for the little people.

Don't tell me you're voting for trump...

 

[The Old Mixer]

Let's avoid political tangents outside of Miscellaneous and The Neutral Zone, please.

 

[Vandervecken]

Who Mourns for Adonis?

Finally it's spelled the way everyone hears it.

 

[David Strickhouser]

"For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Ski"
The crew of the Enterprise visits an icy asteroid that doubles as a lodge community along the lines of Aspen, Colorado.
They request shore leave. Spock stays in command.

 

[locutus101]

Home Oil:

PIcard has received a case of olive oil bottles from France and he keeps raving about how much better the French olive oil is compared to those of other countries, let alone that tasteless substitute they get with the replicators. Every one is bored to death wishing there was an alien attack or something to make him stop.

 

[TommyR01D]

A Fistful of Data

A group of scammers collect the personal information of the entire Federation and sell it to the Ferengi.

 

[locutus101]

Loud As A Whipper:

Picard and his crew meet an alien who can only communicate by snapping his whip. Everything seems fine until the alien gets all emotional for some obscure reason, and his aim becomes worse and worse. Every time now that he "talks" someone is wounded. Fortunately, Beverly is able to repair any damage caused by the whipper. Picard suddenly realizes that he doesn't have any special instructions to handle the Whipper with kid gloves and asks Worf to get him off the ship: "Make it so!".

 

[TommyR01D]

Fart Beyond the Stars

Quark serves a newly-discovered Bolian curry which has bad effects on the crew's digestion and forces the evacuation of Deep Space Nine when the waste extraction system blows up.

 

[locutus101]

Weak Performance:

Once again Beverly manages to coax Riker into accepting a role in her play. Riker however thinks he recognized a famous critic in the audience, becomes self conscious and gives a very poor rendition. This time he starts destroying the set immediately after the final curtain falls.

 

[TommyR01D]

A Knight in Sickbay

Phlox deliberately gets the crew infected with a horrifying disease so he can make himself famous by miraculously curing them. It's all a ploy to get on the next Denobulan honours list.

 

[locutus101]

Detanned:

Archers thinks that he's spent too much time under ardent suns for his own good and decides to trespass on some alien territory with his shuttle, so he'll get jailed for some time and get a much lighter skin.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Yesteryar - Picard and Riker use the Guardian of forever to prevent Tasha's death.

 

[Nightdiamond]

Up the Long Bladder - Worf, Geordi, and Data shrink down in size in order to remove a bomb from an alien ambassador's stomach.


A Piece of the Auction - Picard's diary winds up in Quark's hands, who plans to sell it to the highest bidder.

Now the crew of the Enterprise must raise money in order to get it back in a zany space auction.

 

[at Quark's]

Carmageddon Game

In the computer archives, O'brien discovers an ancient, extremely primitive, yet strangely addictive computer game - as the entire DS9 population soon finds out. DS9's nod to the immortal TNG classic The Game.

Blood Bath (sequel to Carmageddon Game).

Playing the game caused a lot of pent up aggression, so they decide to get themselves some Dominion carnage.

 

[locutus101]

Hart Of Glory:

Worf decides, as part of a Klingon rite of passage, to hunt a deer with only a spear for weapon. So he goes, where the deer and the antelope play, to hunt them, but his human upbringing gets the upper hand for once and he decides to forgo the ritual, and to leave these peaceful animals alone.

 

[JoeZhang]

We'll Always Have Maris:

Picard meets an old flame in a holographic simulation of an old American Show.

Alternative version:

Picard cooks the crew proper British chips and sets off the fire alarms with his deep fat fryer.

 

[locutus101]

Alternative version:

Picard cooks the crew proper British chips and sets off the fire alarms with his deep fat fryer.

...and sets his pants on fire.