Data: Go away kid, ya bother me.
Wesley: Why were you kissing and grinding against one of the ship's bulkheads?
Data: I like big women.
TNG Caption This! #448: Conflicts
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Data: Go away kid, ya bother me.
Wesley: Why were you kissing and grinding against one of the ship's bulkheads?
Data: I like big women.
Wesley: Want some of my popcorn?
Data: I am not falling for that again.
TFTW
Picard: Heeeee is an Englishman
Data: Do you expect me to talk?
Crusher: No, Mr. Data, I expect you to die.
Data: Which one should we kill?
Picard: We'll let O'Brien choose.
Keiko: Oh shit!
Wesley: So you don't have one? Then what do you play with under the desk all day?
Troi: I'm sick of sensing shit. I wanna tricorder like this one.
Picard: That's a phaser.
Troi: See, I'm useless without a tricorder.
Picard: Heeeee is an Englishman
Data: Do you expect me to talk?
Crusher: No, Mr. Data, I expect you to die.
Data: Which one should we kill?
Picard: We'll let O'Brien choose.
Keiko: Oh shit!
Wesley: So you don't have one? Then what do you play with under the desk all day?
Troi: I'm sick of sensing shit. I wanna tricorder like this one.
Picard: That's a phaser.
Troi: See, I'm useless without a tricorder.
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Data, muttering under breath: Kill all humans. Kill all humans.
Except one.
Data, muttering under breath: Kill all humans. Kill all humans.
Troi: I'm warning you, I know how to use this."
Picard: "You're holding it up-side down."
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Now that I look more closely, she doesn't even have her finger on the trigger. lol. I wonder if Picard noticed.
"You ever seen a grown android naked?"
Riker: Make sure you destroy every memory chip that's got his cat poetry.
[buzzer sound. Data's nose lights up.]
Crusher, passing Riker the laser scalpel: Your turn Will.
[Riker picks up a card]
Riker, reading card: Remove wrenched back.
Riker: Not only did you void the warranty - you bricked him!
Crusher: Sure, he's not running on Android and I'm the asshole.
Picard: No Number One! only Doctor Crusher is allowed to join me for croissant.
Riker: Are you qualified to do that?
Crusher: More than I am to operate on people if I'm being honest.
Picard: Are we boring you Keiko?
Keiko: Well... yes.
Data: So having checked all Star Fleet regulations, it turns out there's no such rank as "Acting Ensign".
Leadhead Troi: Oh, the last picture was too dark for you last week was it? Well is this better? IS IT???!!!!!!!!!!????
Leadhead Troi: Oh, the last picture was too dark for you last week was it? Well is this better? IS IT???!!!!!!!!!!????
LeadHead Worf: Oh kill me now.
:P
^ Nah....
Picard: There are FOUR pips!
Les Landau: CUT! I hate that!. Let's redo the entire two parter. Instead of four pips. Too lame. Let's go with...*sees the lights of the soundstage* four lights! Let's take a break and come back at 1900 hours and redo the scenes where Patrick said four pips...
Picard: There are FOUR pips!
Les Landau: CUT! I hate that!. Let's redo the entire two parter. Instead of four pips. Too lame. Let's go with...*sees the lights of the soundstage* four lights! Let's take a break and come back at 1900 hours and redo the scenes where Patrick said four pips...
PICARD: For the last time, stop checking your hair in my head!
BEVERLY: That's it. I finally deleted the U2 album.
DATA: Now I truly understand pain.
ALIEN POSSESSING DATA: If he mentions honor one more time, I will shoot him.
WESLEY: Data, why don't people like it when I'm smarter than the grownups?
DATA: While this is an area of humanity I do not completely understand, it kind of pisses me off too.
TROI: I am too an empath! You're feeling anger! See!
PICARD: Yes. That's obvious from my body language. Everybody can tell I'm angry.
TROI: But I sensed it! Shut up!
Troi: Take your pants off!
Picard: Ohh?
Troi: And put on this "unisex" skant.
Picard: Aww.
Troi: Got any emergency lights?
Picard: There are -
Troi: SAY IT AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
Picard: There are, erm, some back in spacedock along with our cargo containers of security cameras, seatbelts and oxygen masks.
Troi: You are such a galactic cheapskate. <walks off>
Picard <muttering>: Too bad I couldn't tell you about the four emergency lights I keep for just such an occasion.
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