Bonz, you know how they say that best men are married or gay? That's a lie which allows you to sleep at night. The best men are gay. Prettier, nicer smelling, better built, cleaner, attentive, compassionate, intellectually well rounded, you know, all that crap women think is important. The best men are gay and there is an invisible, impenetrable wall between the best men and all women, that none of you can dig through or burrow under. It's an elite super class of perfect men who think vaginas are only good for collecting together stray pens and pencils building up near where the landline is screwed into the wall.
Landlines are almost extinct.
Whatever you're smoking, I want some.
