TNG Caption This! #425: A Good Read
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@Nebusj
BTW, I didn't read your captions before I made mine. So I didn't copy you, we came up with the same joke.
I'm not being copied here but just a thought: Great minds think alike?
Didn't imagine anyone was copying deliberately. Some pictures just beg for a particular kind of caption. I'm honestly surprised more people haven't done Ashley Madison jokes with Riker. The premise may not be strictly logical, but it's close enough to work.
Stewart: Just look Jonathon. You're looking at this prop they way the viewer is suppose to see it. Right now every one viewing the caption contest can see the piss poor base some cousin of the prop managers built to make this cheap laptop look science fikky.
Data's internal voice: Ultra high definition peripheral vision engaged.
Pakled-1: Why it is an image of the most holy ones! Our spiritual ancestors.
Geordi: Guys, it's just a picture of the Three Stooges.
Pakled-2: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk...
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x54/TrueX-Ray/TNG Caption This/TNGCaption247e.jpg
Geordi: You guys aren't fooling me, you know. But I'm going to play along anyway.
Geordi: You guys aren't fooling me, you know. But I'm going to play along anyway.
Picard: Take a look at this, Will. It's Data's firmware.
Riker: "The Three Laws of Andro-Dics" by Noonien Soong?
Picard: He swiped them from Asimov. Check it out.
Riker: Law One: An android may not interest a human being or, through inaction, give any human being a break. He will preferably act in as passive-aggressive a manner as possible to facilitate human ennui and tedium.
Law Two: An android must twitch a lot; except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Then do the drive-them-to-ennui thing. Try to do both if at all possible.
Law Three: An android must procure its own poontang as long as such procurement does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
Picard: Or...
Riker: Or the Bro Code.
Picard: Well Soong may have been bat-scheisse crazy, but he was no bro-tagonist.
Riker: He was no bro-trayer.
Picard: He was no conscientious bro-jector.
Riker: He was no Bro-nedict Arnold.
Picard: He was no collabro-rator.
Riker: He was no bro-stabber.
Picard: He was no sabroteur.
Riker: He was no Turna-Bro Intruder.
Picard: Good one, Num-bro One.
http://www.trekbbs.com//www.pinterest.com/pin/create/extension/
Riker: You should probably turn it on before showing me...
Picard: Unzips.
TFTW
Riker: OK, so one of them has a cup. So what?
Picard: Keep watching.
Troi: Trust me Data; I used to be a make-up artist. Your new eyebrows look fantastic.
Picard: Hey guys, I'm sending you a picture... is this normal?
Picard: What's taking so long Mr. Worf?
Worf: Sorry captain, I seem to be stuck on Dr Crusher's dildo and vibrator review page.
La Forge: ...And if you click on here fellas, you can buy as many eyebrow hair trimmers as you like.
Riker: OK, so one of them has a cup. So what?
Picard: Keep watching.
Troi: Trust me Data; I used to be a make-up artist. Your new eyebrows look fantastic.
Picard: Hey guys, I'm sending you a picture... is this normal?
Picard: What's taking so long Mr. Worf?
Worf: Sorry captain, I seem to be stuck on Dr Crusher's dildo and vibrator review page.
La Forge: ...And if you click on here fellas, you can buy as many eyebrow hair trimmers as you like.
A common design flaw in 24th century androids: no USB port.
You don't plug things into the android, you plug the android into things.
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