So I had this idea..

[Guy Gardener]

You're doing it wrong.

You'e supposed to spend 16 years in the Delta Quadrant.

Fret for Ten years.

And then go back in time, destroy the Borg and reveal a short cut home.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

So, another 9 days and I'm an Admiral?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Then you have to turn all your clocks and calendars in your house back.

 

[2takesfrakes]

OK, so ... Téa's SIM journey through the Delta Quadrant has reached its Dramatic Conclusion? I'm only asking because I've been lighting a candle for her since this whole experiment began, praying that she finds ... enlightenment. And The Pope, he don't do nothing for nothing ... see. Candle's range from $3.oo on upwards, but you have to get up early to get a three dollar one. Usually they start at $5.oo! HmmmBOY!!! I made an experiment of my own: To find out if I can get up early enough to get to The Church on time, to light the cheap candles. I've only missed one day, so far ... but, my ass is dragging ...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

The cheap candles. This is so special.

 

[Guy Gardener]

If they try to give you the cheep fire, that's when you knock over everybodies sand castles.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

When 2takes gets stuck in the head I'm lighting a soy candle for him.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Took me a moment to remember that a head is a toilet.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

It's nautical. Horatio Hornblower. Star Trek.

 

[Guy Gardener]

The moment passed quickly.

I was distracted thinking about 5 candles stuffed into 2takes face holes.

(Ears, nose and throat, no need to blind anyone, I'm not a monster.)

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

He'd be like one of those apocalypse ponymen.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Ponies are not baby horses.

Ponies are a small breed of horse.

My Little Ponies are all adults?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes they are adults and ready for cross species mating.

Also I wasn't implying that 2takes was a child, just that he was small.

 

[Catarina]

I'll say it; Never a dull moment reading posts when you two are involved.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

How is your pneumonia?

 

[Guy Gardener]

We're involved?

No one tells me anything.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

When I was a kid it seemed every winter some kid had pneumonia (I was living in a shithole, aka a place with real winter). And the real badass kids would have... da dum da dum.. DOUBLE PNEUMONIA. Which confused me because when I asked people, as in the Adults, if regular pneumonia was in one lung only they would laugh as if this was a stupid question. But what the heck was the double referring to?

Anyway these lucky children did not have to go to school for months! Unfortunately for them this was in the pre-internet era so it probably wasn't all that great but still, it was cool. When then finally came back in the Spring everyone was like ooooooo.. look, he's had DOUBLE PNEUMONIA and they were kind of envied and revered.

 

[Guy Gardener]

But they were idiots, right?

Everyone who stayed at school knew how to multiply fractions and they didn't!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I totally use that every day when I'm making toast.

 

[Catarina]

Teacake. At least it's not hospital variety. It's worse at night. Omg, I coughed like I just repelled an indoor nebula with a broken oxygen mask. I do find ways at humor. I don't know if you two know who Rachel Raye is, she's a pop culture popular cook. Yeah, when I laugh I sound like her with the flu. I thought about crank calling people and telling them the network is giving away a pot and pan set.

Guy> Damn, I had an inclination that if my sentences were grammatically incorrect you'd go literal on me. If it was correct you'd find a way to twist it in the name of guy humor. LOL