Voyager Caption Contest 124: EMH - Extremely Magnificent Hologram!

[Catarina]

EMH: She stops at the sacrum. So much for my fantasy of my hand on the Seat of Power.

Janeway: The only seat of power you'll be coveting is this holodeck program.
EMH: could it at least be an attractive chair?

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Stop pouting. We have to ration the holodeck's energy consumption to save power.

EMH: A chair isn't much fun by it's self.

JANEWAY: You're lucky I don't keep the chair and delete you.

 

[Catarina]

JANEWAY: Stop pouting. We have to ration the holodeck's energy consumption to save power.

EMH: A chair isn't much fun by it's self.

JANEWAY: You're lucky I don't keep the chair and delete you.

EMH: That isn't much of a threat. The chair can't do complex surgery. You need me.

 

[Catarina]

EMH: Delete the wife.

Janeway: Excuse me?

EMH: Oh, I thought you were my holo-gram from my latest family experiment on generation living on VOYAGER.

Janeway: I'm touched. Now take back what you said about deleting me. Marriage is a dance and it's ever evolving to a collective understanding. Bridging our talents; making a difference decisively together instead of simply separately.

EMH: Sounds like the Borg...

 

[Triskelion]

EMH: Have you seen my TV remote, Captain? It was right here.
Janeway: I left it on the Borg cube before it jumped into a transwarp conduit.
EMH: I see.
Janeway: You didn't need it, did you?
EMH: Someone's about to state the nature of a medical emergency up in here.

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Let's talk about you and me.

EMH: I'm a doctor not husband.

I think I'm trying too hard now, lol.

 

[Hutchy01]

Janeway: Let's talk about you and me.

EMH: I'm a doctor not husband.

Janeway: Stop grabbing my ass then!

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Stop grabbing my ass then!

Just because I don't reply doesn't mean your come backs don't make me smile and chuckle.

 

[f14peter]

EMH: "Captain, might I suggest that when you use your "Biker Babe riding her Harley at high speed" program on the holodeck, wear something over your hair"

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hey guys, gonna post a new contest soon for November. So if you wanted to post any more captions, just giving a notice!

 

[Catarina]

Thank you for maintaining the contests. This is my favorite thread! I sometimes find good screenshots and think about sliding them your way for thoughts. But I like the unveiling process more

 

[Captain Kathryn]

If you find any good ones feel free to PM me any time!!

And no problem I like doing it. Glad you enjoy it!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Commander Chakotay has requested that you stop referring to him as "Meathead."
EMH: Yap yap yap, you're sucking up all the carbon monoxygen.
Janeway<muttering>: I knew letting a crewman get comfortable was a bad idea....

 

[Triskelion]

EMH: Hmm. Well there goes Friday night.

 

[Catarina]

I don't mean to be pushy Captain Kathryn (okay I do). "More pix! More pix!". :-D

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I don't mean to be pushy Captain Kathryn (okay I do). "More pix! More pix!". :-D

Yup, I am preparing it tonight. Takes about 2 hours lol.

Don't worry, it's a-comin'.

 

[doubleohfive]

JANEWAY: As your leader I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you.

JANEWAY: And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up my command style as a negative is – I collect your fucking arm.

JANEWAY: Just like this fucker here.

JANEWAY: Now, if any of you ba'Takhs got anything else to say, now's the fucking time! I didn't think so.​

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hey guys, the new contest is up!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=10338280#post10338280

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: That's not right!

 

[Captain Kathryn]

LOL

Baaaah good ones are still coming in, but I already put up the new one!