Would you be Starfleet or Maquis on Janeway's Journey?

[Catarina]

hmm speaking of Chakotay, where should he and my hypothetical crewman self head to on our next anthropological mission? Note to self: take separate shuttle craft to avoid death or one hit romance. My heart couldn't take it either way :-). Teacake would be probably whipping up something in the mess haul to the delight of the crew (yes, no?) Or off in search of inspirational vegetation she'd like to experiment with to make a new dish. Using her creativity and keen culinary delight detection.

'Mess Hall' sounds messy. I'd start a petition to change it to a clever establishment title reflecting Teacake and neelix' collaborative efforts or whatever screams oooh let's do that.

She picks that because I frankly can't think of one.

DQ Diner
Home of the borger

 

[Catarina]

I've spammed my own thread because I can't be on again until later but I look fwd to reading your replies to my aimless musings.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I am clean on .com's, I am in a program now.

 

[Melakon]

DQ Diner
Home of the borger

Seven: That menu listing is offensive. However, the Borg are incapable of being offended, but let it be said that I find the name of the menu item distasteful. If this were the litigation happy era of the early 21st century, I would initiate a class action suit against your establishment. I would like mushroom gravy topping with mine.

 

[Catarina]

she would indeed be upset. Truthfully so would I. I value life-even borg.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

What if it was a targ-borg? Could we spit roast it, once the metal was all removed?

 

[Guy Gardener]

Using Borg Nanoprobes to cook your dinner from he inside out has to lead to a unique flavour.

 

[Catarina]

I'd imagine belching metallic taste with a special blend of seasoning neelix and teacake worked on. Gross.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I imagine the nanoprobes emitting microwaves so it would be microwaved targ.

Those things look tough, probably better to boil it in a broth for 20 hours instead.