Would you be Starfleet or Maquis on Janeway's Journey?

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Oh my god SPECTRE you are like that embarrassing uncle here.

The "NACELLES" are about boobies. NOT about a [singular] tube which nudge nudge wink wink ejects stuff.

1. There are two nacelles. There are two breasts (ignore Travis).

2. Montgomery Scott. Clearly 'nuff said, but in this case apaz more was required.

 

[SPCTRE]

Oh my god SPECTRE you are like that embarrassing uncle here.

That has to go into my new sig I think

1. There are two nacelles. There are two breasts (ignore Travis).

And you're right of course. It was a very rough draft, that's why I got this virtual writers' room full of people who are funnier than I am

 

[Guy Gardener]

Nacelles are obviously penises.

Deflector dishes are boobies.

And the Shuttlebays are bums.

 

[SPCTRE]

What's a torpedo launcher then?

 

[Catarina]

Right! Thank you, Guy.

And yeah, I was gunna say hun, he's role playing as the captain....she's the ship.

Which kinda shows Chakotay's (or Beltran's) insecurities doesn't it? Gotta be boss and she loves the ship more than him (so he thinks) so makes sense when he's switching roles with her (not her; her authority) that he'd place her as the ship which doubles as a metaphor for her heavily guarded self which are the shields. Any oppose to that observation?

 

[Catarina]

More penises I guess. Where's the vagina? Then it's one heck of an alien hermaphrodite. Seriously are we violating any prude protocol here? I don't want to be reported before I make Captain :-). I want to out rank Chakotay in this completely fictional scenario called trekbbs.

 

[Catarina]

And we're off topic too. Although we are now talking about joining star fleet and Maquis as one :-) loophole.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Nacelles are obviously penises.

You're givin' all ye got! But, fail.

Where's the vagina?

Oh there are many, the real mystery is where is the clit.

I've always suspected it's in one of those nebulas Janeway keeps detouring into when the crew wants her to keep heading for the vagina.

 

[Catarina]

Oh, see, I have to actually finish a post before drawing conclusions because before you went into the nebula theory I was guessing deck 1 or deflector to which I forgot my clever reasoning as I should go to sleep.

 

[SPCTRE]

I know I'll never look at "Lower Decks" in quite the same way again.

 

[Catarina]

I know I'll never look at "Lower Decks" in quite the same way again.

And thanks to that neither will I. Nor the ships for that matter! Beltran started it and I posted it. I take responsibility

 

[Guy Gardener]

He's allowed to make all these comments after Janeway called him a cosmic soft-on in Elogium.

Goes around, comes around.

 

[Catarina]

Refresh my memory...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"Coffee" is a euphemism. Just sayin'.

 

[SPCTRE]

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[Catarina]

Good day to you all. I am going to get my two hours more sleep before everyone rises.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

You scared her away SPECTRE with your horrifying euro timezone money shots.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Refresh my memory...

This...

CHAKOTAY: If we're right that the creature is responding to us as a sexual rival, we might try behaving in a submissive way. That may appease him. We'd be acknowledging that he's dominant and that we're no match for him.
JANEWAY: How do we do that? We tried to move away slowly. He wouldn't let us leave.
CHAKOTAY: Maybe we need to mimic the behaviour of the smaller creatures. We saw them rolling over and changing colour.

Leads to this...

JANEWAY: Good work, Commander. In the future, if I have any questions about mating behaviour, I'll know where to go.

Basically the ship was so sexy that space whales were trying to #### it. Janeway needed Chakotay's advice to immediately become astronomically less sexy and un####able.

 

[SPCTRE]

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