Zardoz speaks: This Forum Need an Intro Thread

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Zardoz, Jan 9, 2010.

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  1. Zardoz

    Zardoz Ensign Newbie

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    Zardoz speaks to you. The third and fourth seasons were good, the finale and Les Moonves are evil. Zardoz wishes the show had tried to be more different, as those charged with it had promised. The last two seasons were better, but were ruined by its finale. It angered Zardoz enough to vomit guns and ammunition, and to order his minions to go forth and kill.

    Zardoz has spoken.
     
  2. Michael

    Michael Mooderator Moderator

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    Zardoz just didn't look hard enough. ;)
     
  3. Zardoz

    Zardoz Ensign Newbie

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    Zardoz speaks. Perhaps Zardoz's eyes are beginning to fail him. Zardoz deserves his own thread anyway. Go forth and post.

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  4. Tallis Rhul

    Tallis Rhul Commander Red Shirt

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    Zardoz seems to enjoy referring to Zardoz in the third person. Is Zardoz, in fact, The Rock?
     
  5. Zardoz

    Zardoz Ensign Newbie

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    Zardoz speaks.

    No, Zardoz is not The Rock, though he does appear to be a giant floating head made of rock. Zardoz simply always refers to himself in the third person. He has a nice deep, booming voice, so this form of narration goes well with it. Not to mention that Zardoz is considered a god in the out lands.

    Zardoz has spoken.
     
  6. Glacial

    Glacial Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    I hear the gun is good, can you confirm this?
     
  7. Kegg

    Kegg Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    The penis is evil, though. Or so I'm told.
     
  8. TheGodBen

    TheGodBen Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I don't know much about the troglodytes that live in the outlands, but on this board I'm the only god. That's why I had the "The" added a few months ago, to make it official.

    And I don't need to put on a fake booming voice to attract people's awe, they are charmed by my posh/scuzzy/Irish accent, the one that makes people say "You're not from round here, are you?" even though I am. :confused: Then they call be a spa and laugh.

    I wish I had a cool, booming voice. :(
     
  9. HopefulRomantic

    HopefulRomantic hyperpolypyroferricist Moderator

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    Welcome to the forum, Zardoz. As NCC-1701 pointed out, we do in fact already have a [thread=31153]Welcome thread[/thread]. (Booming voices are optional.) Enjoy your stay.
     
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