You're Own Idea of Hell

[JonathonWally]

Whatever you choose to call it, I'm sure we all have in our heads our own idea of what hell is.

I'm not talking in the Biblical sense strictly.

Depending on your faith or if you don't have one, I'm sure we all have an idea of some kind "punishment" for lack of a better term.

Maybe yours is in the Biblical depiction, or maybe more Dante-esque. Whatever it may be, let's have it.

I'll kick it off.

For me, my own idea of Hell is an eternity doomed to relive the mistakes and bad choices of my life, knowing that they're the wrong ones, but cursed to relive them, over and over again.

Maybe that's built upon a sense of vanity, or perhaps Kharma, but that's what it is.


What about you guys?

 

[Kryton]

Where someone doesn't know how to use apostrophes correctly?

 

[Miss Chicken]

My idea of Hell would be to be 'stuck' in corner of heaven/hell with the most self-righteous and pompous group of Christians that could be found.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

My idea of hell would be getting locked in a room with no doors or windows and being surrounded by Polish people all talking Polish.

OR

Being stuck at work for all eternity not ever having a break or getting to finish and go home.

OR

Having nails hammered through my Genitals and having leads attached which then zap my nads with 20,000 volts.

OR

Being tied to a stake and being slashed all over my body with knives for all eternity.

Out of those 4, it's the first one I fear the most.

 

[Miss Chicken]

My idea of hell would be getting locked in a room with no doors or windows and being surrounded by Polish people all talking Polish.

The good thing about it is that it wouldn't take you all that long to learn Polish ans then you would find out that Polish people aren't that different from any other nationality of people.

 

[SPOCKED]

Forced to read every word ever written in TNZ over and over for all eternity.

Oh sorry, Frontline

 

[All Seeing Eye]

he good thing about it is that it wouldn't take you all that long to learn Polish

No, because in this hell scenario I am unable to learn the language.

 

[Gaseous Anomaly]

Forced to read every word ever written in TNZ over and over for all eternity.

Oh sorry, Frontline

Does that make him the Devil since he runs that shit?

 

[blaXXer]

Two words: No. Booze.

 

[Kryton]

Forced to read every word ever written in TNZ over and over for all eternity.

Oh sorry, Frontline

Trust me, he doesn't.

 

[M'Sharak]

Two words: No. Booze.

Ooo. Not pretty.

 

[hellsgate]

My idea of Hell would be to be 'stuck' in corner of heaven/hell with the most self-righteous and pompous group of Christians that could be found.

Miss Chicken: I'm with you on that one all the way. But, with the addition that there's no street-walkers or escort services to go to as a decent alternative to being thoroughly drowned in "what will Mom/Dad/Jesus think?" dogma.

 

[Kommander]

Two words: No. Booze.

Having to share an apartment with Bill O'Reilly and Jerry Falwell for all eternity. There's plenty of booze around, but Falwell never lets me drink any, and O'Reilly steals and drinks my stuff when Falwell isn't looking...

Also, Bill insists that everyone refers to the bathroom as "The no-spin zone."

Oh, wait. This was my sitcom pitch, not my idea of hell...

Meh, it works both ways.

 

[blaXXer]

I'd prolly bludgeon both of them to death with something heavy then feast on their corpses, get drunk and kick Satan out of hell.

 

[Australis]

Repeating puberty, not knowing what I know now... and knowing that it was a repeat and I didn't know all the shit I did before.

Which means my idea of heaven would be reppeating those years fully knowing what I know now.

 

[Sheliak]

 

[Roshi]

Beer and AC/DC at 8. And 40 virgins ready for girl on girl action. I'm sure heaven won't permit it!

 

[nevermore]

Two words: No. Booze.

Having to share an apartment with Bill O'Reilly and Jerry Falwell for all eternity. There's plenty of booze around, but Falwell never lets me drink any, and O'Reilly steals and drinks my stuff when Falwell isn't looking...

Also, Bill insists that everyone refers to the bathroom as "The no-spin zone."

Oh, wait. This was my sitcom pitch, not my idea of hell...

Meh, it works both ways.

That's a good one.

Mine would probably involve a dance club, techno music and a crowd composed entirely by neoconservative pundits...

 

[Meat Tenderizer]

My own idea of eternal punishment would consist of being burned alive in a frozen and pitch black wasteland remaining entirely frozen, unable to move or scream while vultures gnaw and chew constantly on your flesh.

 

[Roshi]

That's Dante's representation of hell. I always thought hell meant "the absence of god". Not a lava pit.