Where were the MACO's when Trip was killed?
Trying on their new red shirts.
How come none of the crew were turned inside out in the Expanse?
They were. Porthos ate the evidence.
Why is Archer portrayed as suffering constant sexual tension?
Last time he jerked off, his cum gained sentience and took over the cargo bay in 'Vox Sola'.
Why didn't we hear anything more about Boomers after Season Two?
They turned out to be frakking Cylons.
Why didn't Archer remember the name of the Ferengi?
Wouldn't you forget them if you could?
Why did a curtain instead of a hologram hide the sensor array on P'Jem?
Budget cuts in the Vulcan Security Directorate.
Why did Trip in Strange New World think T'Pol was in league with silicone-based lifeforms?
He could see two of them on her chest.
Why is Phlox only seen giving that humungous smile twice?
If he keeps doing it his head falls off.
Why do Andorians have immobile antennae in the Original Series?
The mutative virus created from Andorian experiments with Augments.
Why did Starfleet change from jumpsuits to miniskirts?
The election of the Male Chauvinist Party in 2159.
Why is Hoshi obsessed with carrots?
No boyfriend.
Why is there bird shit on the MACO uniforms?
Camouflage. They didn't realise the avian Xindi were extinct.
Why does Archer sway from side to side when he walks?
A race memory inherited from ye ancient sailing captains.
What did the Klingon High Councilor say to Archer & Hoshi in 'Broken Bow'?
"We heard Starfleet captains were bald! You must be wearing a tribble on your head! This insult will lead to decades of war with our Empire!"
Why does Phlox use eels and bat droppings to treat patients?
He's a quack.
Why did Sim have a Florida accent, even though he grew up on Enterprise?
Because he's from Missouri.
(nope, still doesn't make sense)
Why did Trip stop seeing Corporal Amanda Cole?
He didn't want T'Pol to crush his nuts into a pecan pie.
Why didn't T'Pol and Cole fight over Trip in a nude catfight in the decontamination room?
Because TPTB have no appreciation of art.
How did Phlox deflate his face after the bar brawl in Home?
Edosian suckerfish.
How could Trip keep working while exhausted?
Daniels gave him a flask of "Captain Janeway's Special Blend".
How did the MACO's defeat the superior weaponry of the Xindi?
Xindi reptilians – Lowered the temperature of the ship.
Xindi arboreals – Hair loss virus (with devastating consequences for Starfleet captains)
Xindi insectoids – Large can of RAID.
Trying on their new red shirts.
How come none of the crew were turned inside out in the Expanse?
They were. Porthos ate the evidence.
Why is Archer portrayed as suffering constant sexual tension?
Last time he jerked off, his cum gained sentience and took over the cargo bay in 'Vox Sola'.
Why didn't we hear anything more about Boomers after Season Two?
They turned out to be frakking Cylons.
Why didn't Archer remember the name of the Ferengi?
Wouldn't you forget them if you could?
Why did a curtain instead of a hologram hide the sensor array on P'Jem?
Budget cuts in the Vulcan Security Directorate.
Why did Trip in Strange New World think T'Pol was in league with silicone-based lifeforms?
He could see two of them on her chest.
Why is Phlox only seen giving that humungous smile twice?
If he keeps doing it his head falls off.
Why do Andorians have immobile antennae in the Original Series?
The mutative virus created from Andorian experiments with Augments.
Why did Starfleet change from jumpsuits to miniskirts?
The election of the Male Chauvinist Party in 2159.
Why is Hoshi obsessed with carrots?
No boyfriend.
Why is there bird shit on the MACO uniforms?
Camouflage. They didn't realise the avian Xindi were extinct.
Why does Archer sway from side to side when he walks?
A race memory inherited from ye ancient sailing captains.
What did the Klingon High Councilor say to Archer & Hoshi in 'Broken Bow'?
"We heard Starfleet captains were bald! You must be wearing a tribble on your head! This insult will lead to decades of war with our Empire!"
Why does Phlox use eels and bat droppings to treat patients?
He's a quack.
Why did Sim have a Florida accent, even though he grew up on Enterprise?
Because he's from Missouri.
(nope, still doesn't make sense)
Why did Trip stop seeing Corporal Amanda Cole?
He didn't want T'Pol to crush his nuts into a pecan pie.
Why didn't T'Pol and Cole fight over Trip in a nude catfight in the decontamination room?
Because TPTB have no appreciation of art.
How did Phlox deflate his face after the bar brawl in Home?
Edosian suckerfish.
How could Trip keep working while exhausted?
Daniels gave him a flask of "Captain Janeway's Special Blend".
How did the MACO's defeat the superior weaponry of the Xindi?
Xindi reptilians – Lowered the temperature of the ship.
Xindi arboreals – Hair loss virus (with devastating consequences for Starfleet captains)
Xindi insectoids – Large can of RAID.
