And I like gadgets too. It's just that, if you can pit an avocado, you don't need to be in a kitchen.
Do people not know how to eat fruit??
Gee, I'm glad I could make people feel good about themselves. Hopefully it's not the highlight of your week though because that would be just plain sad.
Nicely put. I feel suitably chastised. I think I'll go have a banana. I have to peel that one, right....?![]()
Do you really want to know what I think you can do with that banana?
^
I love you.
Maybe you two can move in together and play with fruit all day.

Today I bought a new tire pump for my bike adding yet another gadget to my collection.
**insert obvious hot air jokes here**