Congrats. I checked that out when you first mentioned it and it looks like one heck of a versatile work horse.
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It's tofu that has been somehow wood smoked. I do like my tofu but don't buy it often. The store I was in today had something like twelve or fifteen different types! I am certainly intrigued.
daughters getting old enough to date?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
daughters getting old enough to date?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
Yeah. Shes been dating. Nothing keeps the little twits in line like having her bring one of em to the house while I clean a weapon, look up at the young lad crossly, and say "You are being nice to my daughter, arent you boy?" 
daughters getting old enough to date?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
No offense, but I'm glad none of the girls I dated had dads who even looked like they would shoot me dead.
daughters getting old enough to date?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
I can picture that conversation taking place
daughters getting old enough to date?
and can I borrow it in about 10 years or so?
No offense, but I'm glad none of the girls I dated had dads who even looked like they would shoot me dead.
None taken. But you dont have any kids, so you wouldn't understand. As long as they treat her right, no problems. But its a great way to keep em in line
I have a niece who is 12, so I'm beginning to.
I don't know what my brother will do when she starts bringing boys home. I don't think he'd overreact though.
Quite. "Oh, don't mind daddy, he won't shoot. Not to kill, anyway. And think of it this way...the blood would go great with that Cardinals cap."
I guess I got lucky, though. The dads (and moms) of all my girlfriends were actually nice to me. One dad even taught me the pull-my-finger trick, which I am forever grateful for.
Plus, they all knew I was so thoroughly harmless that they would never even feel the need to shoot me dead.Oh well. *My* latest purchase: Frozen pizza, Velveeta cheese, and bread. My dinner for the week.
It usuaully finds deductions that I had no clue existed that I qualify for. This year, that got an extra $100. The program is $20, so it's a worthwile purchase.
No offense, but I'm glad none of the girls I dated had dads who even looked like they would shoot me dead.
None taken. But you dont have any kids, so you wouldn't understand. As long as they treat her right, no problems. But its a great way to keep em in line
Hmmm.
There's a new song out that that picture reminds me of. From the lyrics.
"Now, you keep her out as late as you want, but just remember that until she's back under this roof, I'm just gonna sit right here cleanin' this gun. Now what time are you bringing her back? 9:30?"
What song is that?
^I don't know if we're thinking about the same one since I don't remember that part, but Rodney Atkins has a new one out aptly called, "Cleaning this gun." Here's the lyrics for that one.
Oh, leave me alone. It's new enough.
No offense, but I'm glad none of the girls I dated had dads who even looked like they would shoot me dead.
None taken. But you dont have any kids, so you wouldn't understand. As long as they treat her right, no problems. But its a great way to keep em in line
Hmmm.
There's a new song out that that picture reminds me of. From the lyrics.
"Now, you keep her out as late as you want, but just remember that until she's back under this roof, I'm just gonna sit right here cleanin' this gun. Now what time are you bringing her back? 9:30?"
Nah, I'm more liberal that that. I'll give em until 10
I bought a slip, which was far more trying an endeavor than I'd imagined it would be. Seriously, no one sells slips! Sure, if you want a frilly pink lingerie number, or a lacy black mesh chemise that barely covers your bum, just pop on over to Victoria's Secret or any other number of places. I've got plenty of those. But if you want a real, functional slip, one that does what a slip was designed to do, well that's another matter. I didn't want to shop online (and have to wait for shipping) so I went to Macy's instead.
Macy's is like hell. I tried to think of a better simile or analogy, but there is none because Macy's is like hell. It's too big and overrun with tourists who all walk very, very slowly. One is constantly assaulted by icky, smelly colognes and the music is jarring. It's not even Christmas time (during which they have ushers to control the escalator congestion), and still I wished only for a Bowie Knife to hack everyone out of my way like vines in the amazon.
All I wanted was a plain, black, below the knee slip to go under my dresses. Is that too hard? I mean, I'm only 5'2" so almost anything would be long enough. But after 45 minutes of searching and sifting through mounds of panties and cotton pajamas, I could only find ONE slip! ONE! And that was in the old lady section amongst all the girdles and control-top pantyhose! I had to dig and dig to find one small enough for me!
Anyway, I bought it. The end.
Macy's is like hell. I tried to think of a better simile or analogy, but there is none because Macy's is like hell. It's too big and overrun with tourists who all walk very, very slowly. One is constantly assaulted by icky, smelly colognes and the music is jarring. It's not even Christmas time (during which they have ushers to control the escalator congestion), and still I wished only for a Bowie Knife to hack everyone out of my way like vines in the amazon.
All I wanted was a plain, black, below the knee slip to go under my dresses. Is that too hard? I mean, I'm only 5'2" so almost anything would be long enough. But after 45 minutes of searching and sifting through mounds of panties and cotton pajamas, I could only find ONE slip! ONE! And that was in the old lady section amongst all the girdles and control-top pantyhose! I had to dig and dig to find one small enough for me!
Anyway, I bought it. The end.
^I sense a great deal of anger involved in that post.
I know right? Now dresses are back in, and the hunt will soon be on....
Today I bought deep fried macaroni and cheese for lunch, and now I regret it deeply (deep in my GI tract).
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