Your craziest theories based off the "Discovery" trailer?

[Jayson1]

I got 3 that I am sure is not true but I would love to see it just to see how fans react.

1 When we see Burnham in the spacesuit in space I am going with the theory that her disagreement with the captain got her put off the ship like KIrk did in 09 "Star Trek" and just as crazy as it was to launch him onto a planet in a little ship onto a frozen wasteland with monsters. We will see this concept taken to a next level. Burnham is placed in a spacesuit and is actually supose to fly back to earth which is why we see her move in it.
2 Sarek is dead! This is when we find out the show is a reboot for certain. Turns out Burnham watches old hologram images of him kind of insulting her for inspiration. It's what makes her want to be a great starfleet officer.
3 The robot is going to be Burnham's sidekick on most of her adventures. It's kind of like the one from "Interstellar" that cracks jokes and is a fun thing to have around.

Jason

 

[Awesome Possum]

It's all Porthos' dream.

 

[Jayson1]

It's all Porthos' dream.

Problem is porthos' isn't in the trailer. We should make our guesses on what we can see from the trailer and what we know is in the show so maybe instead of porthos' it's all a dream of the robot.
Another idea is that all that dust we see the ship flying out of is just smoke coming from the ship's tailpipe.

Jason

 

[Mudd]

I don't have a crazy theory.

I'm half sold on the theory advanced by someone else on the board that the "event referred to in TOS but never shown" that is part of Star Trek Discovery is the rift between Sarek and Spock.

 

[KennyB]

So many..........the stupidity is burning my eyes. I love that even Shatner came out yesterday and told fans to chill. Brought back memories of the SNL "Get a Life" sketch.