You know you're a Trekkie(er) when...

[Captain Rob]

When you've just spent over $5000 of borrowed money to have your car engine rebuilt. And now it's suddenly developed a nasty quirk of trying to stall every five minutes and nobody can figure out the problem. And you desperately wished you had a tricorder.

 

[Thot Tnak]

You start balding and while wearing a red shirt in Starbuck's when asked a question about your Grande Vanilla Frap you say, "Make it so!"

 

[Kilana2]

.... when you post in the Star Trek A to Z thread faster than warp speed.....

 

[Dr Brahms]

When your work computer homescreen is any one of a number of visually stunning versions of the Enterprise that you have spent hours looking through the internet for and which you change on a weekly basis because you can never settle on just one.

 

[Six of Twelve]

When your work computer homescreen is any one of a number of visually stunning versions of the Enterprise that you have spent hours looking through the internet for and which you change on a weekly basis because you can never settle on just one.

I have a Borg collage as the wallpaper for my desk computer.

 

[Thot Tnak]

I have a Borg collage as the wallpaper for my desk computer.

You imagine yourself sandwiched between Seven of 9 and T'pol!!!

 

[Six of Twelve]

You imagine yourself sandwiched between Seven of 9 and T'pol!!!

Actually, no. I'm straight.

 

[stardream]

When your Kindle Fire is crammed full of Star Trek Books....and when the spell checker on said device knows how to correctly spell words like 'B'Elanna'.

 

[Kor]

You start balding and while wearing a red shirt in Starbuck's when asked a question about your Grande Vanilla Frap you say, "Make it so!"

Or your order is always "Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

Kor

 

[Thot Tnak]

Actually, no. I'm straight.

My comment was aimed at the guys, but if you're female... I think they could turn you!!!

 

[Vandervecken]

You would rather wrangle about Trek with your gf than have sex.

Nah.

 

[The Old Mixer]

and when the spell checker on said device knows how to correctly spell words like 'B'Elanna'.

(Which is more than we can say for this board.... )

 

[Miss Make It So]

When you have LCARS screensaver/font on your phone/tablet.

When your phone says "I can't contact the landing party, all frequencies are jammed" when you have a new voicemail.

When you have and wear "spocks" socks proudly.

When you've seriously debated naming your son Wesley JUST so you can yell "shut up Wesley" whey they get out of line.

When you have and use the live long and prosper emoji.

 

[Thot Tnak]

When your mom needs someone to go to the store and tells the family to assemble an Away Team!