You know you're a DS9 fan if...

[Ocanain]

You spend all your downtime in a bar.

 

[kira_nerys]

You pull every person you see by the ear and claim 'Your pagh is strong'

 

[NCC-73515]

You pull every person you see by the ear and claim 'Your pagh is strong'

"I was five the first time one of the monks grabbed my ear. He was a stern old crow who could virtually squeeze the pagh out of you with his thumb and forefinger"

 

[mlbach]

That was in the days before social distancing. Now people have to squeeze their own ear.

 

[Don Drutherford]

You have a "I GROK MORN" bumper sticker on you car.

 

[Vger23]

Every time your significant other tries to throw away something you like or find sentimental, you say (in a booming Avery Brooks voice) "You don't just throw something like this away!!"

Also, literally every time someone says the word "human" you mutter "hew-mons" under your breath.

And...when you get into an elevator, you boldly declare "Defiant!!" or "Habitat Ring!!"

 

[AresB]

When you drink fruit juice you like to pretend it's Kanar.

You research for a recipe for hot fish juice and drink it every morning.

 

[NCC-73515]

You research for a recipe for hot fish juice and drink it every morning.

I actually tried that once XD

 

[Jellico]

The cat is bad and when you put him out on the porch for the night you say “ Good bye Adami!”

 

[arch101]

When someone asks your thoughts on investments and you recommend Self-sealing Stem-bolts.

 

[at Quark's]

...when your significant other puts you on a low-sugar diet, and your plea, "you're asking me to forego the White?" doesn't quite seem to have the dramatic impact you hoped for.

 

[FanST]

You downloaded the intro theme in your music list.

 

[Not A Dominion Spy]

You prank your friend by moving their belongings a few centimeters to the left