You know you're a DS9 fan if...

[AllisonR]

You're looking for spots. That go all the way down.

 

[kkt]

You order root beer without looking at the menu.
If they don't have it, you remark "This isn't a Federation world."

 

[Kilana2]

You order root beer without looking at the menu.
If they don't have it, you remark "This isn't a Federation world."

You buy root beer and hate it like Garak because it's so cloying.

 

[at Quark's]

Your colleagues and friends ask you why you always pronounce 'fake' so weirdly.

 

[Farscape One]

Your colleagues and friends ask you why you always pronounce 'fake' so weirdly.

And you sometimes put a fork in your steak, and exclaim, "It's a steaaaaaak!"

 

[Kilana2]

When you eat spaghetti and complain about your Gagh not being alive!

 

[Boris Skrbic]

… you don’t feel like rewatching the show until it’s remastered in (U)HD.

 

[Andyliini]

You have a definitive favorite episode after one viewing of the series.

 

[mlbach]

You have many favorite episodes and 2 OTP’s

 

[Farscape One]

What are OTP's?

 

[mlbach]

Fan fiction speak for: “One True Pairing”

 

[Farscape One]

Ok. Thanks.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

... you are jarred by the fact that no one in the Star Wars movies pronounces "hope" like Avery Brooks.

 

[at Quark's]

,,, you are surprised that your stave-off-bankruptcy motivational speech as department manager in "company X":

I am First, mr. Smith, and I am dead. As of this moment we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are company X. Remember. Victory is life.

is not met with an impromptu Victory is life! by all your employees, but silence and frowns.

 

[STEPhon IT]

when two people are having a conversation about Babylon 5 and the character Lyta is mentioned and you automatically assume they're talking about Leeta, Quark's working girl, on DS9.

 

[kkt]

Quark's working girl?? Rom's wife, and the first lady of Ferenginar!

 

[Reyman]

It's the only show intro I never skip.

 

[Armus]

When you drink fruit juice you like to pretend it's Kanar.

 

[Armus]

You've decided who is your favorite Dabo girl.

 

[Agony_Boothb]

When place a cloak mine field in your front yard to prevent strangers and your relatives from dropping by unexpectedly.