You know you love Deep Space Nine when . . .

[dstyer]

. . . You name your dog Dax.

. . . You name your first child Nerys.

 

[Qonundrum]

You wish you were under Sisko or Dax instead of Picard.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

... you can recite all Sisko's dialogue in Ira Steven Behr's Bronx accent.

 

[kkt]

You order a raktajino in Starbucks by accident.

 

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

When your fondest memory of Voyager was quarks face in episode 1

 

[Farscape One]

When your wife just made some pudding, and you say, "Aw, thanks, babe. I love your Idanian Spiced Pudding!"

And you get the most bizarre question mark face...

 

[DonIago]

When you build your own version of the Wadi game from "Move Along Home".

 

[USS Firefly]

You name your dog Dax.
And use the DSN theme on your wedding.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

When you tell your dad how Deep Space Nine impacted your faith development.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

When you quote the rules of acquisition in real economic discussions.

 

[Farscape One]

When you quote the rules of acquisition in real economic discussions.

I have actually done this multiple times at my job. My boss finds the ones I use to be very accurate.

One of my favorites to use is, "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

I quoted, "it never hurts to suck up to the boss."

 

[Smellincoffee]

I have actually done this multiple times at my job. My boss finds the ones I use to be very accurate.
"

Does said boss have a sister?

 

[Farscape One]

Actually, yes. And she does work in the store, too. Different departments.

Not my type, though. And even if she were, I'm married.

 

[Farscape One]

You expect your pregnant wife to sneeze constantly.

 

[Dashiell Mirai]

You make a Bajoran earring, wear it to school, and get sad when everyone calls it pretty, but no one gets the reference.

 

[arch101]

When you have to run to The Depot or Lowes and you wonder to yourself where the self-sealing stem bolts would be...

 

[Lynx]

When you build your own version of the Wadi game from "Move Along Home".

I've actually thought of that many times!

 

[Lynx]

When I pretend that the place in a mall where I buy a cup of coffee every day is Quark's Bar and the mall is The Promenade on DS9.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

... when you stop being ashamed at doing the Bajoran handclap in public. (I was holding my phone, dammit!)