Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by dstyer, Nov 9, 2017.
. . . You name your dog Dax.
. . . You name your first child Nerys.
You wish you were under Sisko or Dax instead of Picard.
... you can recite all Sisko's dialogue in Ira Steven Behr's Bronx accent.
You order a raktajino in Starbucks by accident.
When your fondest memory of Voyager was quarks face in episode 1
When your wife just made some pudding, and you say, "Aw, thanks, babe. I love your Idanian Spiced Pudding!"
And you get the most bizarre question mark face...
When you build your own version of the Wadi game from "Move Along Home".
You name your dog Dax.
And use the DSN theme on your wedding.
When you tell your dad how Deep Space Nine impacted your faith development.
When you quote the rules of acquisition in real economic discussions.
I have actually done this multiple times at my job. My boss finds the ones I use to be very accurate.
One of my favorites to use is, "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."
I quoted, "it never hurts to suck up to the boss."
Does said boss have a sister?
Actually, yes. And she does work in the store, too. Different departments.
Not my type, though. And even if she were, I'm married.
You expect your pregnant wife to sneeze constantly.
You make a Bajoran earring, wear it to school, and get sad when everyone calls it pretty, but no one gets the reference.
When you have to run to The Depot or Lowes and you wonder to yourself where the self-sealing stem bolts would be...
I've actually thought of that many times!
When I pretend that the place in a mall where I buy a cup of coffee every day is Quark's Bar and the mall is The Promenade on DS9.
... when you stop being ashamed at doing the Bajoran handclap in public. (I was holding my phone, dammit!)
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