You are EMPEROR OF THE WORLD, what are your first commands?

[Hermiod]

A world deprived of Joe Flanigan would be a meaningless world indeed.

I never said my regime would be a benevolent one.

 

[Aragorn]

I'd have to do something about how the poorer you are, the more TVs you have ratio.

 

[Captain Gandalf]

-Take from the rich, give to the poor. Literally.
-Ban organized religion.
-Allow scientists to experiment on mass-murderers (seems only fair), so we can make significant advancements which we otherwise would have to wait for a lot longer.
- Build a starship and name it "World Force One".

 

[Plumster]

T'Bonz will be known henceforth as my BITCH.

Kneel before ZOD.

 

[judge alba]

my first command would be

bow mortals bow before your god

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Stiney, get me a Danish!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Me, with all this power at my disposal, I wouldn't know what to do next.








But I would think of something.

 

[RandyS]

You would all pay tribute to me.

In cookies.

But money would be nice too. Of course, this means your taxes would rise.

And women everywhere would be required to wear hot pants.