You are EMPEROR OF THE WORLD, what are your first commands?
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Uwe Boll will stop making movies.
Reboot Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek: Enterprise and make sure they're done right this time (though Voyager would need to be recast).
Eliminate political correctness. There's a difference between being careful/sensitive/respectful and bending over backward to make sure that spineless whiny little bitches don't have their feelings hurt.
Execute David Stern.
Reboot Star Trek: Voyager and Star Trek: Enterprise and make sure they're done right this time (though Voyager would need to be recast).
Eliminate political correctness. There's a difference between being careful/sensitive/respectful and bending over backward to make sure that spineless whiny little bitches don't have their feelings hurt.
Execute David Stern.
TITS!!
no seriously, that would be my first demand. lots of hot bouncy nubile tits. all up in my face.
no seriously, that would be my first demand. lots of hot bouncy nubile tits. all up in my face.
No more cell phones.
I'd bring sexy back
Isn't Emperor of the World usually the goal? Everything else after seems kinda anti-climactic. You'll have had plenty of access to power, money and sex on the way.
Oh well, I guess I can always begin my reign of terror. My first order? All super hot women would immediately become wards of the state. What? You did say Emperor of the World. It's not like I wouldn't be corrupted, absolutely.
Oh well, I guess I can always begin my reign of terror. My first order? All super hot women would immediately become wards of the state. What? You did say Emperor of the World. It's not like I wouldn't be corrupted, absolutely.
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I. Have all of my political and ideological opponents brought before me. I will make them swear allegiance to me and my government, or face swift retribution. There will be no discord amongst the lawmakers.
II. Secure the borders of the empire nation. No one gets in unless they're allowed in. I will command military and civil defense forces to engage in spirited combat whenever necessary without outside agents attempting to cross our borders. All other nations will have similar defenses. Terrorism will be controlled.
III. Funnel most of the budget for propaganda into the Space R&D program. We will have a moon base in 5 years, a Mars base in 10, and a base on Titan in 20 years, using cutting edge technology. Emphasis will also be placed on education and the arts, expression and philosophy.
IV. All media outlets will be under my control. They will retain objectivity, until I need them to do otherwise. Criticism of my government will be allowed.
V. We will speak one language, have one accepted currency. All nations who trade with us will have to accept that currency. No exceptions. We will control all of the major resources in our region, and use that as leverage for international cooperation whenever necessary.
That's Day One, and those are my first commands.
J.
II. Secure the borders of the empire nation. No one gets in unless they're allowed in. I will command military and civil defense forces to engage in spirited combat whenever necessary without outside agents attempting to cross our borders. All other nations will have similar defenses. Terrorism will be controlled.
III. Funnel most of the budget for propaganda into the Space R&D program. We will have a moon base in 5 years, a Mars base in 10, and a base on Titan in 20 years, using cutting edge technology. Emphasis will also be placed on education and the arts, expression and philosophy.
IV. All media outlets will be under my control. They will retain objectivity, until I need them to do otherwise. Criticism of my government will be allowed.
V. We will speak one language, have one accepted currency. All nations who trade with us will have to accept that currency. No exceptions. We will control all of the major resources in our region, and use that as leverage for international cooperation whenever necessary.
That's Day One, and those are my first commands.
J.
My commands:
- The national anthem of Earth will be the Imperial March with new lyrics about how great I am.
- Female subjects deemed pleasing to the Emperor's eye will be restricted to wearing a choice of the following clothing - A) Ms. Marvel, Storm or Psylocke costumes, B) Slave Leia or Aayla Secura costumes or C) Starfleet uniforms (era is wearers choice).
- Kari Byron shall be my bride. Also, I will select a harem. Got to get the harem right when you're emperor.
- Joe Flanigan, Tim Kring and Jill Wagner will be imprisoned forever for crimes against humanity.
- All make-up products aimed at men will be banned forever. This includes moisturiser.
- All soap operas (especially Hollyoaks), cookery shows, the programmes entitled "Loose Women", "Desperate Housewives" and "Greys Anatomy" and all "reality" television will be replaced by endless repeats of Mythbusters.
- All football teams will be forced to play attacking football. Any team caught putting 11 men behind the ball will be shot.
- The national anthem of Earth will be the Imperial March with new lyrics about how great I am.
- Female subjects deemed pleasing to the Emperor's eye will be restricted to wearing a choice of the following clothing - A) Ms. Marvel, Storm or Psylocke costumes, B) Slave Leia or Aayla Secura costumes or C) Starfleet uniforms (era is wearers choice).
- Kari Byron shall be my bride. Also, I will select a harem. Got to get the harem right when you're emperor.
- Joe Flanigan, Tim Kring and Jill Wagner will be imprisoned forever for crimes against humanity.
- All make-up products aimed at men will be banned forever. This includes moisturiser.
- All soap operas (especially Hollyoaks), cookery shows, the programmes entitled "Loose Women", "Desperate Housewives" and "Greys Anatomy" and all "reality" television will be replaced by endless repeats of Mythbusters.
- All football teams will be forced to play attacking football. Any team caught putting 11 men behind the ball will be shot.
Most of the commands from the "President" Thread would apply.
An Emperor, however, deserves a Harem. Linda Park, Surya Bonaly, Michaela Conlin, Mae Jemison, Hayden Planetarium, Yunjin Kim, Tania Raymonde and Gina Torres will do for starters.
Then, of course, I'd bring back Star Trek, in all its forms, as movies or mini-series; in the case of Enterprise, I'd let it have those other three seasons it should have gotten. I'd command that CGI technology be advanced so that we could have new TOS that looks exactly like old TOS. I'd also bring back Crusade and Firefly.
Then I'd think about what to do on my second day....
An Emperor, however, deserves a Harem. Linda Park, Surya Bonaly, Michaela Conlin, Mae Jemison, Hayden Planetarium, Yunjin Kim, Tania Raymonde and Gina Torres will do for starters.
Then, of course, I'd bring back Star Trek, in all its forms, as movies or mini-series; in the case of Enterprise, I'd let it have those other three seasons it should have gotten. I'd command that CGI technology be advanced so that we could have new TOS that looks exactly like old TOS. I'd also bring back Crusade and Firefly.
Then I'd think about what to do on my second day....
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
I'd order an end to money.
I'd order for the nukes to be launched...
It's time for some Mad Max living for those who survive.
It's time for some Mad Max living for those who survive.
Having the sexiest hair in the world is hardly a crime against humanity. But if you absolutely insist on locking him up, throw me in with him as well.
His crimes go beyond his just got out of bed haircut. The Imperial Palace cells are for one person each only.
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