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You and your ideal wang

As a consumer of penises, what is your ideal model?

  • Hetero/bi female: below 3 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 3-4 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 4-5 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: 5-6 in.

    Votes: 5 13.5%
  • Hetero/bi female: 6-7 in.

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Hetero/bi female: 7-8 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hetero/bi female: 8-9 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Hetero/bi female: above 9 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Homo/bi male: below 3 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Homo/bi male: 3-4 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Homo/bi male: 4-5 in.

    Votes: 1 2.7%
  • Homo/bi male: 5-6 in.

    Votes: 3 8.1%
  • Homo/bi male: 6-7 in.

    Votes: 8 21.6%
  • Homo/bi male: 7-8 in.

    Votes: 4 10.8%
  • Homo/bi male: 8-9 in.

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Homo/bi male: above 9 in.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I only like the Holy Ghost in me

    Votes: 7 18.9%

  • Total voters
    37
I fell behind on this topic...

Now, of course I'm not answering that till the results of the poll are in. :p

I'm sorry if you're Asian! :lol:



Because I reckoned there would be at least some scintilla of a preference. It doesn't signify a limit of acceptability.

I think everyone has some type of preference even if you don't realize it.



On the Betty White episode of SNL there was a great quote about cock size.

"Women don't care about size unless it's really big or really small", that's pretty true. it's how the guy uses it that matters.



From my talks with women they seem to think anything bigger than 6 inches is huge. They were all white women so I guess they have never been with Peurto Rican or black men. Yes, some stereotypes fit.

Oh and Captain is right about the girls only being able to handle 5 inches.
Dr. Oz says that the average deepness is 5.08" and this may surprise but the adult anal is 8" deep.
Also had some help from Manswers on SpikeTV.
Vagina's conformal to a degree, though.

But the prostate isn't 8 inches in, it's like 4, and that's what a guy would be aiming for.

I'd bet the less than 3 is either a joke or an Asian. Ethnicity does matter in size. Obviously a 4 foot 2 inch, 92 pound Asian girl is most likely not going to be able to handle an 8.5 inch thick dick in any hole. However a bigger black girl with a fat ass might be able to handle the bigger cock.

The reason behind why girls probably think anything beyond 6in is big,(Manwsers again) is because according to the U.S Army and Standford. The average male is 6_1/4".
 
Obviously a 4 foot 2 inch, 92 pound Asian girl is most likely not going to be able to handle an 8.5 inch thick dick in any hole. However a bigger black girl with a fat ass might be able to handle the bigger cock.

Not necessarily. A woman's height doesn't dictate the length of her vagina. And what does a fat ass have to do with it?
 
Obviously a 4 foot 2 inch, 92 pound Asian girl is most likely not going to be able to handle an 8.5 inch thick dick in any hole. However a bigger black girl with a fat ass might be able to handle the bigger cock.

Not necessarily. A woman's height doesn't dictate the length of her vagina. And what does a fat ass have to do with it?

Other than that I like them and I cannot lie? Nothing at all. :cool:
 
Obviously a 4 foot 2 inch, 92 pound Asian girl is most likely not going to be able to handle an 8.5 inch thick dick in any hole. However a bigger black girl with a fat ass might be able to handle the bigger cock.

Not necessarily. A woman's height doesn't dictate the length of her vagina. And what does a fat ass have to do with it?

I obviously can't argue with a woman on such issues, but as stated before the avg deepnees is 5.08". So yes, your correct.
 
Where's the option for "with fava beans and a nice chianti"? Some cuisines do consume animal penises (and testes, for that matter).
I once had a thread about such a place in China:

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But more to the point:

I was once in Spain for a couple of weeks, while there I -of course- ate at Spanish restaurants (as opposed to, say, that Scottish chain with a clown for a logo).
So, one fine day I'm sitting in this restaurant, filled with locals, and having problems deciding on what to eat (not speaking Spanish is a problem when trying to read a menu in Spain) as the guy at the next table is served two big lumps of meat in a sauce that smelled just divine. I (with a lot of pointing and a bit of English) succeeded in making the waiter understand that I wanted the same as the guy next too me... Loads of gestures and some 'spanglish' later I understood that it was a special delicacy: those two lumps of meat were actually what makes a bull "a bull", and that they simply didn't have more until after the bull-fights the following week.
I -of course- immediately ordered the dish for the following week, knowing I'd be in town.

A week of Tapas, red wine and hot Spaniards later, I went back to the restaurant, was welcomed like an ol' patron and given a very nice table!

But... When my meal was served I figured they'd taken me for a stupid tourist as my lumps of meat were the size of grapes, not the big lumps the guy the week before had been served -- The waiter, apparently seeing the disappointment in my face, said: "Señor, sometimes the bull wins!"​
 
Where's the option for "with fava beans and a nice chianti"? Some cuisines do consume animal penises (and testes, for that matter).
I once had a thread about such a place in China:

6.jpg


4.jpg

But more to the point:

I was once in Spain for a couple of weeks, while there I -of course- ate at Spanish restaurants (as opposed to, say, that Scottish chain with a clown for a logo).
So, one fine day I'm sitting in this restaurant, filled with locals, and having problems deciding on what to eat (not speaking Spanish is a problem when trying to read a menu in Spain) as the guy at the next table is served two big lumps of meat in a sauce that smelled just divine. I (with a lot of pointing and a bit of English) succeeded in making the waiter understand that I wanted the same as the guy next too me... Loads of gestures and some 'spanglish' later I understood that it was a special delicacy: those two lumps of meat were actually what makes a bull "a bull", and that they simply didn't have more until after the bull-fights the following week.
I -of course- immediately ordered the dish for the following week, knowing I'd be in town.

A week of Tapas, red wine and hot Spaniards later, I went back to the restaurant, was welcomed like an ol' patron and given a very nice table!

But... When my meal was served I figured they'd taken me for a stupid tourist as my lumps of meat were the size of grapes, not the big lumps the guy the week before had been served -- The waiter, apparently seeing the disappointment in my face, said: "Señor, sometimes the bull wins!"​

Boo!
 
I am still confused. :confused:

It was a bad joke. Here, when you hear a bad joke you playfully boo it. It's a tongue in cheek thing. "Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge" and all that.

Indeed, not the image-part of my post though; just the indented part! -but, tell me, did my first person singular add or subtract from the age of the joke? -I can't tell!

I would say it added. I was convinced until about 3/4 of the way through, when I started suspecting something. :D
 
:sigh: I never could tell a joke -and be warned; I'm a terrible straight-man too: I'd answer come in to the classic "knock-knock"-set-up.
 
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