You and your ideal wang

[Mr Silver]

^that's pretty much it, yeah.

OH, and let me just add:

He was a humoungous dick in 'Under Siege'

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Where's the option for "with fava beans and a nice chianti"? Some cuisines do consume animal penises (and testes, for that matter).

 

[captcalhoun]

i didn't get any complaints from my ex. she actually said 'oh my god, it's huge'...

she may have been exaggeratting, i grant you. it's only 7in hard. it's not like i've got a 12in one...

 

[Mr Silver]

You see, I've always thought it was silly to have a 12 inch (or anything really above the average) Penis. Most women can only accomodate around 5 inches, which means the majority of your Penis is wasted. I'm not sure about how deep the anus might be, I seem to recall something like 5 inches also.

Furthermore, a lot of Women can't get off to Vaginal Penetration alone.

 

[Spot's Meow]

Indeed, one of the reasons I was inquiring about length preference is to investigate the notion that not all folks like being punched in the cervix (or colon, or uvula, as the case may be) at 100rpm.

An astute observation. Bigger is not always better.

 

[RoJoHen]

My preference is disease free, functional, and attached to someone I like.

Damn, you're picky!

 

[LitmusDragon]

"Consumer of penises" makes me think of some vile cyclopean horror like from an H. R. Giger painting.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Bah. All I can say is, this thread is worthless without pictures.

 

[Amaris]

I'm wondering if your sole two respondents to this poll thought you meant the penis in its flaccid state. You are poll fail for not having specified whether you mean tumescent or flaccid. It's too bad really, since it's too late to edit your poll and starting a new poll on the same topic will get you smacked. Oh well, guess you'll have to hit the street for your answers.

I assumed he meant erect.

Bah. All I can say is, this thread is worthless without pictures.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Thanks for the emoticons, J.

Posted by Captain M:

This thread is unwelcoming for those of us who are Straight...

I was going to say that. For some reason, I was thinking of hermaphrodites, too.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I put 7 to 8 as my ideal penis, but in reality, i love them all.

 

[KJbushway]

Suggested in the "When was the last time you had sex" thread, this is a poll about your preference for erect penis length. For present purposes let's assume that your chosen ideal penis has what you imagine to be the average circumference corresponding with that length.

Furthermore, this is a poll about what you prefer in a partner, not what you'd like to have. Thus, for best results respondents should principally be heterosexual and bisexual women, and homosexual and bisexual men.

I imagine that a poll about what you'd like to possess would be interesting too, although I fear the answer for 90% of respondents would be "the maximum size that does not result in a fainting spell during a full erection." It would be even more interesting to see what men of all stripes think the ideal is on the other side, so maybe we'll do that some time.

We'll be using American units here. But those who do not have immediate access to American units may still feel free to reply.

Finally, this is a serious scientific inquiry into the human wiener, so no snickering in the back!

I can't believe you actually did this thread man. But nice. I look through most of the post here, I see a problem. Not many girls responding. What I mean by that is a straight man whats to know what a girls likes not a man.

 

[Mr Silver]

I put 7 to 8 as my ideal penis, but in reality, i love them all.

Most truthful statement made all day

 

[Amaris]

Suggested in the "When was the last time you had sex" thread, this is a poll about your preference for erect penis length. For present purposes let's assume that your chosen ideal penis has what you imagine to be the average circumference corresponding with that length.

Furthermore, this is a poll about what you prefer in a partner, not what you'd like to have. Thus, for best results respondents should principally be heterosexual and bisexual women, and homosexual and bisexual men.

I imagine that a poll about what you'd like to possess would be interesting too, although I fear the answer for 90% of respondents would be "the maximum size that does not result in a fainting spell during a full erection." It would be even more interesting to see what men of all stripes think the ideal is on the other side, so maybe we'll do that some time.

We'll be using American units here. But those who do not have immediate access to American units may still feel free to reply.

Finally, this is a serious scientific inquiry into the human wiener, so no snickering in the back!

I can't believe you actually did this thread man. But nice. I look through most of the post here, I see a problem. Not many girls responding. What I mean by that is a straight man whats to know what a girls likes not a man.

Why, though? It's not like you can really do anything about it if you're not the "preferred" size. I think this thread has more to do with what's comfortable rather than what size is best, because there is no real "best" size as each person is different. For example, I voted 4"-5", but it doesn't really matter. It's just a (hopefully) fun little exercise. No one should feel sad or ashamed about what they have. That's just silly.

 

[Jetfire]

I put 7 to 8 as my ideal penis, but in reality, i love them all.

How you doin'

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I put 7 to 8 as my ideal penis, but in reality, i love them all.

How you doin'

How they hangin'?

 

[SPOCKED]

 

[Jetfire]

I put 7 to 8 as my ideal penis, but in reality, i love them all.

How you doin'

How they hangin'?

A lil to the right...

To be honest I only like the Holy Ghost in me.

 

[Myasishchev]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

How you doin'

How they hangin'?

A lil to the right...

To be honest I only like the Holy Ghost in me.

Well i certainly don't.