Yeah! Hot neighbor alert!
- Thread starter sidious618
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She's gonna be gone for a couple of days to see her sister who is having surgery she told my father when he saw her (I was at the gym- damn you bad timing!) so that means I've a few days to figure out my next move.
TheWifeOfBrian
Lieutenant Commander
You live in new york, I live in new york. Gimme your address and I'll be the Drive-Bye Weirdo Who Took A Picture ('cause it lasts longer!).
With my luck you'll think she's ugly and come back and tell everyone on the boards that I'm insane.
Possible. I only like short fat Greek women with poofy hair and mechanical legs.
My hair is NOT poofy damn it.
Oh great, two of them.
Well I was going to say
But then if we started taking pictures of our 'Hot' neighbor's we be veiwed as perverted freaks and dirty old men.
I have some cute ones around a MILF* across the street, but no 'Hot' ones.
(* she is currently dating someone else
)
But then if we started taking pictures of our 'Hot' neighbor's we be veiwed as perverted freaks and dirty old men.
I have some cute ones around a MILF* across the street, but no 'Hot' ones.
(* she is currently dating someone else
)Well I was going to say
But then if we started taking pictures of our 'Hot' neighbor's we be veiwed as perverted freaks and dirty old men.
I have some cute ones around a MILF* across the street, but no 'Hot' ones.
(* she is currently dating someone else
I agree, and this is one of the few threads where that actually is true.
Sidious.. don't take it the wrong way but..
This is either a huge trainwreck in development or the time of your life!
I hope for the later because having an older, still hot chick can lead to all sorts of experience!
However please post updates.. i love this thread and will be checking in regularly.
This is either a huge trainwreck in development or the time of your life!
I hope for the later because having an older, still hot chick can lead to all sorts of experience!
However please post updates.. i love this thread and will be checking in regularly.
Oh, I'll keep you guys up to date, no doubt about it. Mind you, nothing may come of it and there may indeed be nothing to report but I'll try my damndest. I don't want to let you guys down.
Plecostomus
Commodore
*poke* Howzit going?
And in the mean time as the summer here gets hotter and hotter, the 17 year old neighbor living in the house a few hundred meters down the street is walking around less and less dressed. 
(P.S: Spare me any possible pedo references and criticism. I'm still young and she's legal around here
)
(P.S: Spare me any possible pedo references and criticism. I'm still young and she's legal around here
)
Plecostomus
Commodore
And in the mean time as the summer here gets hotter and hotter, the 17 year old neighbor living in the house a few hundred meters down the street is walking around less and less dressed.
(P.S: Spare me any possible pedo references and criticism. I'm still young and she's legal around here
I wish 17 year olds were legal around HERE too... there's a few of them I wouldn't mind ahem yeah I better not continue, wife reads the forum and all that.
Just to clarify things, the age of consent in New York is 17.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Ah but different TOWNS and VILLAGES around here try to muddy the waters by passing their own laws.
Best to wait until they are 18-19 otherwise you run the risk of being hauled up in front of a judge over it.
That's the way I played it when I was single, never got "in trouble" for that sort of thing.
^So wait...
Not only do states have their own laws in the US, towns and villages within can have their own laws too ?
The US legal system must be a nightmare to figure out
Not only do states have their own laws in the US, towns and villages within can have their own laws too ?
The US legal system must be a nightmare to figure out
Plecostomus
Commodore
It can be at times.
That's why a good lawyer is worth every penny you spend on him/her while the not so good ones aren't worth the effort to pull the gun trigger.
I had the age of consent laws explained to me here awhile ago, much of it revolves around the AGE DIFFERENCE between partners. For example now if I was to shag a 17 year old NYS law sees that as statutory rape because of the age difference. If I wait a year and she is 18, by NYS law she is a full adult and the "age difference" no longer applies and her parents cannot get involved.
This is where a friend of mine got nailed, first it went to village court and the village judge found him guilty of violating village law, then referred the case to the State and he got put away for a long long time.
All joking and stuff aside just go into any sexual relationship in the US eyes wide open and know that "statutory rape" can get you put away and marked a "sexual predator" even if the act was fully consensual between you and your partner.
...and this says nothing of the old-fashioned archaic sodomy and buggery laws still on the books in some areas.
In Apple Valley (Calif.), it's illegal for ducks to quack after 10 p.m. within the city limits.
In Pueblo, Colo., it's against the law to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits.
In Hawaii, it's illegal to put pennies in your ear.
According to Louisiana state law, it is legal to grow as tall as you like.
In Pueblo, Colo., it's against the law to raise or permit a dandelion to grow within the city limits.
In Hawaii, it's illegal to put pennies in your ear.
According to Louisiana state law, it is legal to grow as tall as you like.
In Joliet, IL, it is illegal to pronouce the name of the town "Jah-liet" instead of "Joh-liet."
Well, at least here it's one country, one law. So it's not that confusing.
If it has reached 16, you can hit it..
If it has reached 16, you can hit it..
It can be at times.
That's why a good lawyer is worth every penny you spend on him/her while the not so good ones aren't worth the effort to pull the gun trigger.
I had the age of consent laws explained to me here awhile ago, much of it revolves around the AGE DIFFERENCE between partners. For example now if I was to shag a 17 year old NYS law sees that as statutory rape because of the age difference. If I wait a year and she is 18, by NYS law she is a full adult and the "age difference" no longer applies and her parents cannot get involved.
This is where a friend of mine got nailed, first it went to village court and the village judge found him guilty of violating village law, then referred the case to the State and he got put away for a long long time.
All joking and stuff aside just go into any sexual relationship in the US eyes wide open and know that "statutory rape" can get you put away and marked a "sexual predator" even if the act was fully consensual between you and your partner.
...and this says nothing of the old-fashioned archaic sodomy and buggery laws still on the books in some areas.
It, huh? So bestiality isn't an issue?
Plecostomus
Commodore
Well, I suppose it depends on the person.
It's not my cup of tea but i suppose some like it. Though if I remember correctly it's illegal.
As for the "it", it was just an expression. I'm not English speaking, so I hope you can cut me some slack if i get some things wrong every now and then.
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