Yeah! Hot neighbor alert!

[SalvorHardin]

Star Trek fans, having vicarious sex through their neighbors since 1966!

If thats not a bumper sticker I don't know what is

In my defense, I was only 12

 

[Aragorn]

^ Well if this took place today and she was your teacher, things might've turned out differently.

 

[sidious618]

You live in new york, I live in new york. Gimme your address and I'll be the Drive-Bye Weirdo Who Took A Picture ('cause it lasts longer!).

With my luck you'll think she's ugly and come back and tell everyone on the boards that I'm insane.

That may be the 2nd or 3rd time she's thinking "Man.. get a move on!!! Whip it out!"

Or not..

Only one way to test it though

I don't know about that one, mate.

 

[TGTheodore]

This reeks of a letter to Penthouse ...

--Ted

 

[sidious618]

This reeks of a letter to Penthouse ...

--Ted

Nah, they're much dirtier and more outlandish. If it gets like that I'll update you guys, though.

 

[Holdfast]

This reeks of a letter to Penthouse ...

--Ted

Nah, they're much dirtier and more outlandish. If it gets like that I'll update you guys, though.

I'll be sure to tune in to that edition.

You're a good man, to think of us.

 

[sidious618]

I was thinking of you in particular Holdfast.

Wait... maybe that was one of those inside thoughts...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I've had those thoughts about Holdy before.

 

[Holdfast]

It pleases me to occupy your dreams... and your nightmares...

I'm not washing your dirty bedsheets for you though.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Anything as long as your ego is stroked, eh, Holdy?

 

[USS Triumphant]

Anything as long as your ego is stroked, eh, Holdy?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

[Capn Flukie]

My last girlfriend was a hot neighbor, and it ended badly. Gah.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

My last girlfriend was a hot neighbor, and it ended badly. Gah.

At least it was convenient for a little while.

 

[Plecostomus]

You live in new york, I live in new york. Gimme your address and I'll be the Drive-Bye Weirdo Who Took A Picture ('cause it lasts longer!).

With my luck you'll think she's ugly and come back and tell everyone on the boards that I'm insane.

Possible. I only like short fat Greek women with poofy hair and mechanical legs.

 

[Aragorn]

If something bad happens to hot neighbor and they seize your computer, are we all material witnesses?

 

[Daneel]

Character witnesses, maybe... in which case, sidious is probably screwed.

It pleases me to occupy your dreams... and your nightmares...

I personally blame your avatar for that.

 

[Thelin]

You live in new york, I live in new york. Gimme your address and I'll be the Drive-Bye Weirdo Who Took A Picture ('cause it lasts longer!).

With my luck you'll think she's ugly and come back and tell everyone on the boards that I'm insane.

Possible. I only like short fat Greek women with poofy hair and mechanical legs.

What a coincidence! Me too!!

 

[trekkiedane]

If something bad happens to hot neighbor and they seize your computer, are we all material witnesses?

More like co-conspirators: too much 'good advice' in this thread to just be witnesses!

 

[Plecostomus]

With my luck you'll think she's ugly and come back and tell everyone on the boards that I'm insane.

Possible. I only like short fat Greek women with poofy hair and mechanical legs.

What a coincidence! Me too!!

We should start a website or a newsletter!

 

[sidious618]

If something bad happens to hot neighbor and they seize your computer, are we all material witnesses?

More like co-conspirators: too much 'good advice' in this thread to just be witnesses!

It was the TrekBBS, officer, I swear!