We don't need to take care of the environment as the rapture is nearing. Only then did we discover that heaven is on Earth.
Then when it happens, and we stand before the Celestial Throne of God, He looks at us and says... "why'd you trash My creation like that?"
While a father is tucking his only son into bed, his child says to him, "Daddy, can you scare off the monster hiding under my bed?" Amused but wanting to be reassuring, the father kneels down to look under the bed, and is shockingly confronted by his terrified son again, who whispers "Daddy, there's a monster in my bed."
Astronaut Kyle Carver lands his ship on hot alien planet, filled with massive Volcano's and lava rivers. Satan shows up and says "Welcome home Kyle."
The results of the 2024 election are in. Spoiler: The next president of the United States of America is Donald J. Trump.
That's likely part III in a trilogy. Part 1 - 2016. We voted in a maniac. Part 2 - 2020. We voted in a turnip. Part 3 - 2024. God only knows what those two hapless bands of clowns we call the Democratic and Republican parties will offer us then.
A nice suburban mom asks her two eight year old daughters what they would like to eat for lunch. They say "You mommy."
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Spoiler: The Highest votes on election Saturday Nothing can be as bad as the soulless, dogshit of a POTUS named Joe Biden.
You’ll still get the eye roll….I go with Jet Black’s retort from Cowboy Bebop: “Don’t know and have no opinion.” Then there was a man who would sing gospel every time his wife scolded him: Did you get the- I SHALL NOT BE—I SHALL NOT BE MOVED. “This garbage isn’t going to take itself ou— I SHALL NOT BE—-I SHALL NOT BE MOVED. Monsters of the Id https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2022...-in-the-World-of-the-Paranormal-AVOID-THEM-/# https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/after-death-youre-aware-that-youve-died-scientists-claim/
I know it's natural to inject politics into these sort of things, but can we leave the political stuff, of any background, at the door for the sake of preserving the OP's thread?
The political ones are the most fun, but fine. I had an actual nightmare once. I have to go on and play Harold Hill in "The Music Man" in 30 seconds. I never rehearsed. [The Major General in "The Pirates of Penzance" also works]
Yes, it's loads of fun that I have to sit here and pretend that there's some sort of false equivalency between people cheerleading for an actual no-hyperbole fascist (I know you aren't the one doing that, Oddish) who just called for setting up Sanctuary Districts in the wilderness for homeless people for real just in time for the Bell Riots (I hear Manzanar is lovely this time of year if you're shopping for concentration camps), executions for minor drug offenses (which have been shown to be overwhelmingly biased against the black community) because he's a big fan of his friend Duterte's extrajudicial mass killings and disappearances of thousands of people in the Philippines, reinstatement of 'Stop & Frisk' policy by police which was objectively studied as doing nothing to reduce crime and just resulted in harassing innocent minorities going about their day (mostly black people), and removal of police liability for police extrajudicial killings, beatings, brutality, and corruption, because he's so used to being above the law himself that why not extend that to the not at all systemically racially biased police force, beyond the numerous protections they already have I mean, since so few of them are actually punished. Don't believe me, it's all in his words on conservative-run Newsmax with ads for gold coins popping up right in the middle of it, because the fascists have to finance their takeover. Are they fake news? Twitter link with Newsmax video of the speech. https://trending-town.com/mass-executions-internment-camps-and-martial-law/ Or, for another example mentioned in the thread (thankfully negatively), the Governor who has removed all semblance of women's bodily autonomy and turned Texas into Gilead from The Handmaid's Tale. But yeah, Joe Biden, who's looking to be the next Jimmy Carter (and not in the Habitat for Humanity sense), and for some inexplicable reason Kamala Harris are even worse (I wonder what it could be about her, because she hasn't really done anything so far seeing as she's VP... hmmm) than Donald Fucking Trump, actual no-shit fascist. Destroying the country and getting untold people killed is but a small price to pay for "owning the Libs", right? So, you know what, have your "fun" political commentary, because I'm not going to sit here and pretend that people cheerleading for a Nazi-wannabe is okay. You convinced me. To paraphrase Batman, "You wanna get nuts!? Let's get nuts." Bring on the batshit false equivalencies and fascist apologism. Oh, sorry, was that more than two-sentences?