Write a 2-Sentence Horror Story. GO!

[Mojochi]

She couldn't resist calling, having seen the ad's claims that read "Have your skin looking smoother and tighter in just one night".
To its credit, it did in fact undeniably fit on him in exactly those ways.

 

[SithTheSeason]

The results of the brexit referendum are in.
The ayes have it.

 

[Tosk]

I got into an argument today with some people who were mad at me for cutting in line. Despite the blood, I just couldn't stop.
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I'm afraid of what's in the basement. If the police ever find them I'm done for.




I don't seem to be able to do this without it just reading like a dark joke.

 

[publiusr]

February 20, 1971

“Message authenticator…hatefulness…this is an emergency action notification (EAN) directed by the President…normal broadcasting will cease immediately.”

 

[Australis]

The pile of meat staggered to its feet, blood slow-oozing, bone showing through in pale shafts of moonlight, eyes glaring hatefully at him, its rasping roar making its organs and muscle shake.

And the man realised it would only be satisfied once it had its skin back.

 

[auntiehill]

I'm a woman living in Texas.

Um....that's pretty much it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Your call is important to us. No, really.

 

[Richard S. Claus]

Climate change still not being reversed.

I'll be alright, but my kids are fucked.

 

[flandry84]

I’m relocating for work.
To the US.

 

[Richard S. Claus]

I’m relocating for work.
To the US.

Spine chilling.

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Scientists invent immortal robot bodies to transfer your consciousness into.
Price point of $10 billion.

 

[flandry84]

Sorry.
My post was meant to be a joke...if you have read any of my other comments on this forum you will know that I’m never serious or intentionally insulting.

 

[Mojochi]

I was always reassured during my therapy sessions, that my personality was diametrically opposed to ever causing anyone harm.
The other one, not so much.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

You've won a trip around the world.
It's nonstop.

 

[Velocity]

I stepped into the shower and pulled the curtain closed behind me.
1-Then the spiders started hitting my body.
2-Suddenly I heard some violins going "zing!
zing!" and the bathroom door slowly
opened.

 

[Malicia]

Moving in day had finally arrived and their new home was perfect despite the rotting corpses in the basement and blood seeping through the walls. The Cenobites were watching and waiting.

 

[Jason X-Mas]

Trust me guys. Grizzly Bears love to be tickled.

 

[RandyS]

I was born.

 

[Aragorn]

We don't need to take care of the environment. The rapture is nearing.

(There are a lot of people who actually say this.)

 

[Mrs. Silvercrest]

I had an ulcer rupture!
Then I had to have surgery!