Would you... could you... with the Shat?

[T'Cal]

You win, T'Cal.
You're better than me,
I fear the new movie
To be totally Bill free.

So, it's Quinto's turn,
And along with Pine,
I'm sure these newbies
Will be just fine.

Yet I can't help wonder,
As into space they ride,
Will Nimoy be the same
without o'l Bill at his side?

Okay. I'm done. I'm making myself sick now.

Wuss!

Chris Pine! Chris Pine!
Chris Pine! Chris Pine!
Could Kirk be played by young Chris Pine?
He could, he should, he'll do just fine!

With Quinto there in science blue,
The same for Karl Urban, too,
In red we'll see Pegg and Saldana,
In black will be the baddie Bana!
Anton Yelchin and John Cho,
Clad in gold and ready to go.

And nowhere is Shatner, that drama queen,
To change the script or steel a scene,
To kick alien butt with karate kicks,
To save the ship or kiss the chicks.

Pine will do the smirk, the swagger,
He'll be the only hot-chick bagger,
He'll do it well and in a sequel,
Shatner's finally found his equal.

You do not like him, or so you say,
Then answer me this, if you may...

A Klingon cruiser comes off the bow,
It just appeared... we don't know how.
The crew's in a snit, a real tight bind,
And you honestly say your man is Pine?

"No!" cry the crew, "We need our defender!"
The real Captain Kirk, not some young pretender.

And the Shat would appear with a wink and a smile,
And he'd leave those Klingons as a burning pile.
Then he'd blow tiny kisses to all the girls' faces,
While Pine stood around just Smokin' Aces.

Admit it Trekkies, you would if you could,
Shatner is Kirk and in the movie he should.
But it's not worth a fight, and if I had my druthers,
You'd admit you hate Shat cause he got with your mothers!

HA! Wuss indeed....

Don't make me rhyme again!!!

 

[Iowagirl]

Fed up with rhyme
Fed up with Pine
Want the Real Kirk
Not some fake kid
This I have to admit.

Do not get me wrong
Pine will do as Kirk the young
But I want real emotion
And only THE resurrection
Will give me satisfaction.

Shatner may be a jerk
But Shatner is Kirk
Want him and Spock
Joined forever on screen
Where life is but a dream.

 

[M'Sharak]

Toto, I don't think we're in Who-ville any more!

 

[Nerdius Maximus]

I bet James Doohan won't even show up. Lately he has been showing a complete lack of interest for his adoring fans. If it weren't for us he wouldn't have made it as far as he did.

That's not funny. Show some fuckin' respect.

 

[Rabittooth]

You do not like him, or so you say,
Then answer me this, if you may...

A Klingon cruiser comes off the bow,
It just appeared... we don't know how.
The crew's in a snit, a real tight bind,
And you honestly say your man is Pine?

"No!" cry the crew, "We need our defender!"
The real Captain Kirk, not some young pretender.

And the Shat would appear with a wink and a smile,
And he'd leave those Klingons as a burning pile.
Then he'd blow tiny kisses to all the girls' faces,
While Pine stood around just Smokin' Aces.

Admit it Trekkies, you would if you could,
Shatner is Kirk and in the movie he should.
But it's not worth a fight, and if I had my druthers,
You'd admit you hate Shat cause he got with your mothers!

HA! Wuss indeed....

Awesomesauce.

-Rabittooth