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Worst movie titles?

Fire Down Below - Steven Seagal fights off an STD.
It’s not a bad title, really. In fact, it’s also the title of a pretty good 1957 flick with Robert Mitchum, Jack Lemmon and Rita Hayworth.

:bolian:

Unfortunately Steven Seagal being in a movie with that title automatically conjures up STD's. :sigh:

There could be a double feature with Hard to Kill. :)

Serenity. Granted, it has meaning to fans of Firefly, but is the general public really going to identify the title Serenity with an action sci-fi film? I personally think the title is part of the reason for the poor box office reception.
Yeah, Serenity sounds like one of those videos meant to be used as moving wallpaper. A bunch of pretty sunsets and landscapes accompanied by pan flute music.
I've thought about this too, but what better titles are there? Firefly: The Movie? A little twee-sounding for general audiences, methinks. Space Pioneers? The Wrath of Tam?

Joss Whedon's Serenity
 
Transformers 3. What the bloody hell? The phrase "Dark of the Moon" doesn't even make sense!

Cybertron is involved, isn't it? Cybertron Rising would be a much better title.
 
Dark of the Moon is actually a long-established phrase that's been used as a title for a number of novels, a play, a poetry anthology, and an episode of The Unit.
 
^ :lol:

And yet, somehow, I just can't picture koalas and sugar gliders as being a terribly threatening species.

Hey, those kangaroos can really kick you in the snot box.
These are badass little suckers.

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The Human Stain
What's wrong with that title? And it was already the title of the book.
It sounds icky.

^ It still sounds awkward and stilted, kind of like the dialogue in the film version of Fahrenheit 451.
What’s wrong with the dialogue in Fahrenheit 451?

(WARNING: Topic Drift Ahead)
 
Sorority Babes in the Slime-ball Bowl-Arama, great name wasted on a film that couldn't embrace such an awesome title.
 
I think Firefly would have been better if only for brand-recognition. People might be like "oh, that's that show that the internet people like so much, let's see what the fuss is about" and not "Serenity? Sounds boring."
No, they would've gone "me, see Firefly? What next? Unicorns? Rainbow Kittens? Forget it."
 
^ It still sounds awkward and stilted, kind of like the dialogue in the film version of Fahrenheit 451.
What’s wrong with the dialogue in Fahrenheit 451?

You can tell it was written by someone whose primary language is not English. Look at the second entry here: Linky

Then go to the Quotes section and read some of that...
I don’t find anything awkward or stilted at all in any of those lines from the movie. And Truffaut’s opinion of his own screenplay is just another opinion. But then, Fahrenheit 451 has always been one of my favorite films.

Another entry in the bad title sweepstakes: The first Dr. Kildare film, Internes Can’t Take Money, with Joel McCrea and Barbara Stanwyck. That’s only slightly less banal than My Wife Is an Actress.
 
There was a B-movie in the 1960s called "Rat Pfink a Boo Boo". That's not a typo - at least not mine - someone mistyped the title somewhere and the word "and" became "at".

Second place goes to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. You don't need to see the movie - the title says it all.

As far as movies we're actually supposed to take seriously, I hate to give a kick to one of my favorite movie franchises, but the James Bond film "Tomorrow Never Dies" has a title that I just consider silly. Apparently it too was the result of a typo somewhere (it was supposed to be Tomorrow Never Lies, which isn't much better). The problem with the title is it's meaningless, even taking into account "Tomorrow" being a newspaper featured in the film.

Alex
 
There was a B-movie in the 1960s called "Rat Pfink a Boo Boo". That's not a typo - at least not mine - someone mistyped the title somewhere and the word "and" became "at".

Second place goes to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. You don't need to see the movie - the title says it all.

Alex

Both movies were done by Ray Dennis Steckler who also did The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher.
 
I dunno...if I wrote, produced, directed & starred in a series of movies, ya can be damn sure my name would be on 'em.

"Odo Ital's Super Awesome Movie: The Sequel!"

Yeah, but it helps to have weight to throw around otherwise it just looks pretentious. His name would be "on them" his name would be in the opening credits no fewer than three times and he'd lead the closing credits as well. But, nope, he's an egotistical asshole who has to make his name part of the title of the movie!

I mean it's one thing for a movie to be advertised that way ("James Cameron's Avatar") it's a whole other thing for that bit to be part of the movie's actual title.
:rolleyes:

From going from having just a GED and no educational background in screenwriting or film production to being one of the most respected new film makers in Hollywood is the American dream envisioned. He doers prove that through determination & hard work, you can be a success.

I think he's earned the right to put his name on ALL he does.
 
There was a B-movie in the 1960s called "Rat Pfink a Boo Boo". That's not a typo - at least not mine - someone mistyped the title somewhere and the word "and" became "at".

Second place goes to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies. You don't need to see the movie - the title says it all.

Both movies were done by Ray Dennis Steckler who also did The Hollywood Strangler Meets the Skid Row Slasher.
If Al Adamson was the poor man's Roger Corman, then Ray Dennis Steckler was the poor man's Al Adamson.
 
No subtitle could possibly be worse than "The Secret of the Ooze".

Oh c'mon, that's the King of the "So bad, it's good" list. We used to use that as a subtitle to our lab reports in Chemistry class just to piss off the professor.

The best part about it is the 'secret' basically amounts to "it was manufactured... in a room... full of scientific equipment... and it's green."
 
Anyone mentioned Kingdom of the Crystal Skull yet? I much prefer my abandoned fan edit title Indiana Jones and the Secret of Akator.
 
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