"Worst Case Scenario" Line-by-Line

[P Tom]

Seska: It is, isn't it? I guess if you want something done right, you got to do it yourself.

Seska pulls the trigger, the phaser rifle overloads and Seska burns to a crisp

 

[Orac]

Paris: Not bad.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

TUVOK: Seska's not the only one who knows how to cause a phaser malfunction

 

[LeadHead]

The environment fades away and is replaced by a holo grid.

Computer: The holographic simulation has ended.

 

[CoffeeAddict]

[Engineering]

TORRES: It's over.

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: (over comm) Kim to Engineering, I think I can give you transporters now, Captain!

 

[CoffeeAddict]

JANEWAY: That's all right, Harry. No rush.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

[Mess hall]


JANEWAY: Here's to stories with happy endings.

 

[P Tom]

Tuvok: I must say captain, causing the alien ship to come to our aid was a very effective plot development.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Who says deus ex machina is an outdated literary device?

 

[P Tom]

Paris: I'm just glad you didn't come down with a case of writer's block.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

TORRES: So, you two are going to have to come up with a new idea for your next literary collaboration

 

[P Tom]

Janeway: What about doing a Western?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

TORRES: Or a detective story?

 

[P Tom]

Chakotay: I don't care what kind of story it is as long as I'm not the bad guy this time.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

NEELIX: I've got a great idea for a holonovel about a daring trader who becomes a cook on a starship. Eventually, he rises...

 

[P Tom]

Tuvok: Mister Neelix, if Mister Paris and I do create another work of holofiction, I assure you we would choose a subject much less close to home.

 

[P Tom]

 

[JanewayRulz!]

Congrats!

That was one of my fav eps.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Hooray!
I was having trouble with this site all afternoon for some reason. Glad this finished anyway.