"Worst Case Scenario" Line-by-Line

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  1. JanewayRulz!

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    EMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
     
  2. LeadHead

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    Paris: No emergency, Doc. I'm fine.
     
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    The Doctor: Nonsense. You have second-degree phaser burns. Please have a seat on bio-bed one.
     
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    PARIS: That's all right, Doc. I'm telling you, I feel fine.
     
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    The Doctor pushes Paris toward bio bed one.

    The Doctor: You require treatment. Twenty cc's nitric acid.

    The Doctor injects Paris' arm. Paris screams in pain.

    The Doctor: A little perverbial salt in the wound.

    Tuvok tries to intervene, but the Doctor strikes Tuvok and begins to choke him.

    The Doctor: You're looking well.
     
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    TUVOK: Go!
     
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    Paris: I'm not going to leave you!

    Paris tries to hit The Doctor in the head with his phaser, but it passes through harmlessly.
     
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    EMH: It was a pleasure treating you. Don't hesitate to call again.
     
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    Tuvok: Are you all right, Mister Paris?
     
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    PARIS: Oh, just great. Maybe we can go to the mess hall now and let the holographic Neelix burn my arm with a frying pan.
     
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    Tuvok: Your feeble attempt at wit not withstanding. It does appear that Seska has reprogrammed the holographic crew to torture us. I suggest we avoid meeting anymore of them.
     
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  12. JanewayRulz!

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    SESKA [OC]: Seska to Tuvok. I know you can hear me.
     
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    Paris: Oh, great.
     
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    SESKA (over comm): I just wanted to remind you that wherever you go, I'll find you.
     
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    PARIS: I say we try the Jefferies tubes
     
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    TUVOK: I concur.
     
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    KIM: Captain, you're not going to believe this, but Seska caused these cascade failures
     
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    JANEWAY: Seska? How?
     
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    TORRES: What she lacked in loyalty she made up for in ingenuity. According to the back-up computer logs, she got into Tuvok's scenario on Stardate 48671 about a month before she left the ship. She programmed it to cause all of these shutdowns the next time Tuvok reopened the narrative parameters file, which he didn't do until today.
     
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    JANEWAY: Can we get them out?