Worf Vs An Excelsior Class Ship

[Plecostomus]

Ok, my turn to start a VS thread.

Assume it's an uprated Lakota-type. Also assume that Worf has access to several standard Klingon weapons.

Who'd win?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Worf time travels back to 1983, walks into ILM with a Bat'leth and smashes the crap out of the filming model. Excelsior loses due to existence failure.

 

[Plecostomus]

Yes but then Worf has no reason to travel back in time so he doesn't and the ship is made anyway. *head explodes*

 

[GeneHunt]

Worf,

He could fake transfer orders, get on the ship, set a hidden bomb beside the warp core, leave the ship and.............need I go on??

 

[Praetor]

Worf would no doubt say something about today being a good day to die before slitting the Lakota's throat.

 

[The Grim Ghost]

Worf growls something about the ship having no honor and then snaps it's neck. Then somebody takes the piss out of Worf and they all have a good laugh as Worf sighs with a put upon look on his face.

 

[TheGodBen]

The Lakota would manage to throw Worf across the room and break his arm, thus showing the audience how tough these upgraded Excelsior class ships are. This would cause Worf do die a little more inside.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Sorry, I appreciate what you're doing here, but I'm ending this before another one pops up.

Maybe a good guideline for joke threads would be what they do in Trek XI
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EDIT: I'm using my moderator powers combined with my Romulan instincts to add that no Klingon should win these polls. Hahahahah!