We were talking about children in public(like eaterys) and how they should behave. It crossed my mind that ADULTS can be and sometimes are far worse. When I go out to eat its usually a special occasion and I hate other people who negatively impact that experience. The person on the cell phone carrying on a loud conversation with no one I can see. I don't want to hear it-take it outside, asshole! The man(or woman) in the next booth who substitutes "Fuck" for any and all adjectives-you're a mental midget but there's no reason to share that with all of us around you! The guy(usually a guy) who insists on striking up a conversation with me despite the one-word replies I keep giving. I switch to grunting and you still talk at me. Are you so socially inept that you can't spot someone who just wants to be left alone?
And let's not forget the jerk who lets the front door of the place close in my face as I'm reaching for it. He/she belongs in front of the same firing squad as the ignorant, self-centered prick who squeezes past me without so much as an "Excuse me," acting as if I'm either a piece of furniture not worth noticing or as if I'm somehow to blame because the hostess/waitress has paused me right "here" en route to being seated. I hate you all!
And let's not forget the jerk who lets the front door of the place close in my face as I'm reaching for it. He/she belongs in front of the same firing squad as the ignorant, self-centered prick who squeezes past me without so much as an "Excuse me," acting as if I'm either a piece of furniture not worth noticing or as if I'm somehow to blame because the hostess/waitress has paused me right "here" en route to being seated. I hate you all!
) would probably be humor, too. Unless he was sitting right next to me - that might change things.
And who are you all again? 
