Why aren't there real superheroes in the world?

[Australis]

Let's form 'The TrekBBS Team' and go out crime fighting as masked superheroes.

WHO'S WITH ME!

For some reason I'm picturing an angry man in body armour reminding you that he's not the one wearing hockey pads.

Let's design each other suits!

Yours will be pink with purple tassels on the ends of each arm, your face mask will have green feathers sticking up from each side of your head and your chest symbol will be a rainbow with a sword through the middle.

Yes, and then you can braid each others' hair and invite each other round on play dates.

You know you want to.

 

[Hermiod]

^Not quite up there with enslaving humanity and world domination for us supervillains.

 

[Australis]

Hey, even superheroes and supervillains need some downtime.